Breaking News:
A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says “Don’t be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don’t blame me.”
8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
The whole world is cheering for it.
If there’s any evidence against psychic powers or witchcraft it’s that he’s still alive.
I’m not so sure. Last I heard of witches they hexed Charlie kirk and a couple of weeks later that paid off. Maybe none of us have asked?
We may have enough samples to be statistically significant.
Or it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.
Or that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.
"This is a Fox News SPECIAL REPORT!!!
Satan is saying he’s stuck at the White House because he’s pregnant with Trump’s butt baby!"
Breaking News:
A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says “Don’t be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don’t blame me.”
Obviously all the prayers by the good Christians have protected him.
But who in good standing with god would pray for Kissinger?
Fucker obviously had a pakt to ravage the earth for a hundred years.
2nd Thesalonians 2:8-12:
8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.