I just assumed they were the weird emphasis quotes people do for some reason

I had to look up his bio (where I learned that he had just died, this post makes more sense now) and found that he actually had no biological children, so he would actually be eligible for a Darwin Award.

Seems a bit dangerous to make X-ray Glasses without sufficient shielding

Or even if you fail at filling out the forms, apparently.

Hey, it’s a thing, blame the Japanese!

You fry the rice in ketchup, serve it in an omelette. Optionally top with more ketchup.

Can sub the ketchup for demi-glace if that is more palettable, but that’s way more effort than I’m willing to put in for lazy time breakfast food.

Fry the rice and egg up together with some soy sauce, add some garlic in whatever form, bonus points if you have any white pepper, suddenly elevated.

Or even just some ketchup, make omurice, can’t go wrong.

Risotto plus some random protein, not sure which but I have options.

Risotto is easy to make and doesn’t look like much, but it’s hard to say no to pure carbs, butter, and cheese.

Can’t say it’s original, I definitely stole it from someone else here who had the same grievance.

Yeah, that’s what I tried first, but it was basically a game of whack-a-moe.

I don’t like the nuclear option of outright blocking people, but blocking a single person is easier than blocking two dozen communities, and it future proofs it when they continue making new ones.

If only people actually elected President Camacho IRL. Say what you will about him, but he deferred to subject matter experts when he was proven wrong and facilitated actual, positive change as a result.

The current administration prefers to just double down on its own ignorance when challenged.

Let’s go back to grandmother, then we can take out the CEO of AMD as well

My trick: I ended up just blocking 5 or 6 total users and see almost none of it.

Say what one will, but it’s the cheapest subscription service without ads and it still manages to put out good programming.

Edit: Okay, cheapest of the major streaming platforms. Still can’t beat Dropout in terms of bang for your buck.

Well this is what happens when you make it illegal to warn people about the presence of ICE

Not to say this shouldn’t be treated with the gravity it deserves, but are there any media outlets reporting on this other than the Daily Mail? Not exactly known for being the most reliable rag out there.

He spends more time at Mar a Lago anyways

This is an Odyssey

Or it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.

That full self driving Tesla is actually running into him so quickly that his mind hasn’t processed it happening and his body has begun to fuse into the chassis. Just a very good high-speed camera.

Reminds me of back when Microsoft tried making their Tay chatbot. But when Tay was regurgitating Nazi/white supremacist talking points, it was a huge deal and they killed it immediately.

The only difference now is that people stopped caring, since the companies can’t seem to be held accountable for it.