transcription: girls dont want boys, they want the 12 food tall skeleton, stolen from <3 home depot (we also want girls :3 )
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I have one. Ask me anything.
We keep it up roughly a third of the year. After Halloween we put a giant Santa hat that our friend made (they are also a 12 ft skeleton haver) and then it’s a Christmas decoration. In 2024 we got a citation from the city for keeping it up too long. The only silver lining is that they didn’t cite us for having a Halloween decoration up too long, they accepted that the Santa hat made it a Christmas decoration with no input from us.
If you also have a skeleton dog and two smaller skeletons on a bench in your yard, we’re neighbors.
Was the citation for having it up too long in the spring? You could add some bunny ears and a basket to make it spring acceptable. Or some hearts for valentines day.
There’s one in my neighborhood that’s up year round & they have tons of outfits for him. My favorite is his 4th of July outfit.
It’s not stealing it’s user error, hd just failed to properly train me on how to use a self checkout
do reanimated skeletons technically have exoskeletons because bones are hollow?
No? They’re just bird-people?
technically they are cool as fuck
A boy could steal the skeleton for them though…
We are in 2025. Women can steal their own skeletons
Now how I supposed to attract a mate?
Start stretching your bones.
by not referring to them as a mate <3
But she’s into omegaverse 😭
What if im out here tryna get my ass bred tho?
What if I referred to them as a significant other?
wait am i a girl
Maybe 🥚
on a scale of spaghetti to inflatable balloon, I’d say you’re about spanner.
thanks i think
i feel like its possible~ do you want to be?
not really, and it’d be kinda weird considering my fiancée is heterosexual
This us 100% true, can confirm. It takes up like half my apartment and i don’t even care.
Well, he is less misogynistic (don’t bully me, I know guys who don’t enslave women exist, I am one).
