You are not born:
- L - Lesbian
- G - Gay
- B - Black
- T - Transgender
It is a sin to live as LGBT.
It is not God’s will.
But Jesus can change you.
It’s called the BI-ble, not the Straight-ble. Adam AND Eve, not Adam or Eve.
this is bi erasure.
And Black erasure at the same time.
As god intended. Apparently.
There are very likely an alarming number of religious people who’d agree.
You have an extra caret.
We arent even visible to the haters ;_;
No, see it’s okay to be bi!
Oh honey, I do not need this argument right now but I am compelled to tell you how wrong you are.
notices what community this is
Oh thank fuck. We’re mocking the thing.
I need to sit down.
The Fediverse is a… Decent place.
Also there’s more.
oh no. no more. not today.
Yeah, I had a WTF moment too.
Right, because kids going through all this sexual/mental stress when they hit high school love making their lives more difficult with bullying and hatred, when they could just choose to be straight. Damn idiots.
/S
*Lol the black edit.
Wow! All the Black people who experience systemic racism will be thrilled to know that Jesus can make them white.
What about Ezekiel 24:20
20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse
Ezekiel had complexes about his exes ex
23:20. To be clear.
Off by a chapter.
Size queen with a hyperspermia fetish. Nothing wrong with that, it takes all kinds.
What I’m curious about is how do they know the size of a horse’s load? You don’t just stumble across that one day at the farm.
Christians: wait no not like that🥵
You know what is a real sin? The fucking way that people in society are treated as productive workforces to further enrich the rich. The way that people get kicked on the street if they miss a rent payment. The way that the newspaper headlines say it’s a tragedy that the Titan submersible sank, but if thousands of refugees drown in the mediterranean sea, it’s not even worth a headline anymore. (i’m still pissed about the latter one). Refugees that exist in the first place because of rich people’s greed for oil.
It’s pretty unethical for Jesus to go around turning people gay then.
Maybe he shouldn’t have got so swole then
His last supper was pure protein and steroids…
Jesus is about to fly off that cross and go punch Lex Luthor.
How do you become black? Asking for a friend.
By sinning. Apparently.
This is a real belief of the mormons.
I thought God changed his mind about black people in 1978?
What about the natives?
Sinners (2025)
Idk I didn’t watch the movie
Dude. Dude. Watch the movie, it’s so good. I rarely watch movies twice and I’ve seen it three times.
Hasn’t worked for me.
Skill issue. You’re just not sinning hard enough.
Vote for Joe Biden.
Call Rachel!
Honestly, academically speaking, that is an interesting question. It probes at the heart of what race really is.
Is race how you are perceived? Then if someone darkened their skin and had surgery to take on certain facial features, sufficient to the point that people read and treat them as black, are they then black?
Is race genetic? What if a white person used hypothetical generic engineering to give themselves a genotype of someone with largely African ancestry? Their phenotype is still white, but their genotype is black. They aren’t read as white, but any children they have will be. Are they black? Will their children be? What if the genetic treatment also changes their phenotype? They now have the genes and a visual appearance that most would identify as black, but they know nothing of black culture and have lived in predominantly white communities their whole life. Are they now black?
Is race more about culture? Do you have to be raised as part of a black community to be black? If a white person adopts a black infant and raises them to adulthood in an entirely white rural town, is that child black? What if the parents are super racist and try to turn their adopted kid visibly white by lightening their skin, and they do this to the kid from birth? Is the kid still black? What about the opposite? What if it’s a white baby adopted by black parents and raised in a predominantly black community? Is that child black? What if the parents alter the child’s appearance to be visibly black, and do so from birth?
It’s honestly a really interesting question, and countless dissertations and books have been written on the subject of what exactly race is. So I’m not really qualified to answer this question. I frankly don’t know what precisely defines a person’s race. My impression is that ultimately race is a very squishy, poorly defined concept. The questions above probe the definition by investigating its edges. Another way to do so would be to consider the concept of passing (in a racial sense.)
I don’t really have any answers here, only questions. But your question, “how do you become black?” really sent me down a rabbit hole. When you take the question seriously, it really starts getting to the heart of just what this thing we call "race* really is.
Wow thats so offensive to ask. Get Out! /$
If Jesus was here right now ICE would deport him then Israel would bomb him and these Christian cunts would say he deserved it because he “didn’t follow the rules”.
Why and how would Jesus go to the USA?
Why? Why not?
How? He’ll walk here!
Magic carpet.
Many are born in the US, some walk or fly there.
I’m pretty sure ICE already deported Jesus.
Maybe we should start calling them Pharisees.
Lawdy Jeebus, homeschooling strikes again!
You’re certainly not born a christo-fascist arsehole. That’s something you have to learn, and you probably have to unlearn a lot of basic human instincts as well.
Jesus is hrt?
who wrote this shite?
Corinthians 69? Nice 😎
Better than Two Corinthians?