The ratitties

wait whåt

Nonsense, it’s like my favorite show, Storgote SG1

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Bearer of the curse

The curse is my huge dong

I need souls to make golems to carry it

Dammit, I miss when Star Trek was about diversity and progression, I can’t stand it now that it’s got all this diversity and progression!

Paintings are the original movies because they didn’t have cinema back then

Your brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back

This news comes in like a nuke in the war against hopelessness and I’m putting on my nuclear shades 😎

Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

We are all Ken M’s waifu on this blessed day

roast all weenie and sin from the world

When its not adove its delow

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

just think of how many words rhyme with gay

Day

Pay

Hella gay

Stay

Really gay

I’m not sure if I’m missing something but i thought that was funny as fuck

Y’all Qaeda

Ah, Efst56, what could’ve been

Carry my phone in my underwear