those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around

ai didnt diddle no kids but those ceos did

@Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org

edit: you missed it

what are you saiyan

anywhere densely populated really

I’m not hearing anything about the hats so I’m gonna mark it off as plausible

m’birdy

this is the funniest way I’ve been called old

yes

my comment about fucking the wife was really funny, do you agree that it also being deleted is a loss for all of lemmy

I sure hope they get released from jail

I think you should fuck the wife to make a point

“Oh, Egg One… thou must seeketh the Hormonal Souls, to strengthen thy meagre and pallid one. Only then may thoust break thine shell…”

cookie monster learn that sometimes cookie bad

The right only tends to be organized because of boot-licking disguised as hero-praising, their love of rigid hierarchies (even among the libertarians, though they’ll call toxic social behaviour “law of the jungle,”) and general unification towards “the enemy,” which constantly shifts as needed. The right becomes self-destructive as it allows itself to be overtly fascist, because then they circle in on themselves (RINO’s, marginalized people voting right-wing, etc)

It’s not that different than leftist in-fighting (although it comes from different place I think.) IMO the greatest weakness the left has is that we’re nowhere near as organized and as motived for unified change as the right.

STOP TRYING TO OUTSHINE US, T.O.

• a Montrealer, where bars were open until 3AM for the longest time

You need to add 500 surveillance devices at the end of the top segment, and 498 at the end of the bottom segment

Yes, but on one condition - I get to upvote the unicorn

now draw her solving a rubix cube but unaware that it’s actually a tungsten steel cube