We’re not allowed to CRANK OUR HOGS!?
HOG IS LIFE AND NOBODY GETS TO TELL ME WHO I AM! AAAARRRROOOOOOO!
Oh god, I can’t escape THE PACK
SORRY BROTHER I DIDNT CATCH THE FIRST PART OF THAT SENTENCE YOU WILL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER. AROOOOOOOO
I DIDN’T HEAR THAT FIRST PART BROTHER! BUT LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT HOG = THE PACK! I DON’T SUPPORT ORANGE PEDOPHILES! I ONLY CRANK MY HOG WITH CONSENTING ADULTS!
I HAD TO DRINK SO MUCH PRUNE JUICE THIS WEEK THAT IM GONNA HAVE TO MISS THE RIDE BOYS BECAUSE NO TELLING WHEN IT’LL FIRE OFF SO PROMISE YOU’LL CRANK ONE FOR ME
I’LL CRANK ONE OUT FOR YOU!
WE GOT YOU COVERED, BROTHER, BUT WE’LL MISS YOU! HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON SO WE CAN CRANK TOGETHER AGAIN!
NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER
GUBMINT INVENTED CLIBBINS TO STOP US FROM CRANKING OUR HOGS GONNA ROUND UP A POSSE AT BINGO NIGHT TO TAKE OUR FREEDOM BACK GOBBLESS
No, we’ve come full circle to Georgian-era levels of euphemism. Now, we instead “call on Mister Boopsy.”
Not if you want to be associated with Trump supporters
If he calls it a knob, he’s not just British, he’s Bri’ish.
(British)^2
Or Juicy J
No he’s a noob nob ‘cause it’s “nob” not “knob”
Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan
What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?
I’m always left out.
Saying Tallywacker will always make me smile
When not referred to by its proper name, His Majesty is known as the womb hammer or the flesh dagger.
M’Lord
Member
Awkward sex ed teacher
Bonus awkward points if they’re still wearing their Members Only jacket and still think that is very cool.
Reads too much smut
Read?! There’s words to read?
##Verse 1
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won’t come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Armstrong and Miller, for those that were wondering.Whoops. I was mistaken. It’s Monty Python.
I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
🥇
I’ve been using dong. Is that the same as wang or hog category?
Excuse me, but I believe you dropped your monster condoms.
Monster size, texture or both?
Willy.
Jeep afficionado
Where’s pecker? Or pizzle?
You’re at least 65 years old
Or member.
I first heard pizzle in Kingdom Come Deliverance: “Are you pulling my pizzle?”
That’s where I heard it 😂
Stop yanking me pizzle!
Do I still wear socks to bed if I spell it correctly?
wiener is the correct spelling, it comes from the German Wiener meaning Viennese, i.e. from Vienna, indicating a specific type of sausage originating in that city
Hard disagree. That spelling sounds more like whiner. It’s weiner, after the surname Weiner, which is indeed German, and that whole family is a bunch of dicks.
In German words with ie or ei diphthongs, you pronounce the English name of the second letter. So wiener is pronounced veen-uh, and Weiner is vine-uh (both very roughly).
Just because Americans bastardise our pronunciation or spelling doesn’t make “Weiner” the correct spelling for that pronunciation.
Yes. People might always pronounce their names differently from normal phonetic rules, especially if they don’t speak German, but the word wiener is unrelated.
You wear two pairs don’t you
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Spell what correctly… ?
it
Weiner.
But that’s not how you spell wiener. I don’t know what a weiner is?
Definitely a dick.
I was maybe 32 the first time I mentioned something on this topic to my spouses dad. I used the term phallus, granted I believe we had been smoking weed around a fire and I ended up having to say it 3 times before explaining it meant penis/dick or what not. To which was hilarious because he immediately was like “yeah I have been thinking that looks like a dick”.
Think that was the first time I’d ever smoked weed with a spouses parent before, but that’s what he would do, so even though I don’t usually smoke, I figured why not.
Holidays at her dad’s place were so much different than I was used to growing up.
It sounds much better than "he’s a guy who forces me to drink whiskey, so seeing he is into “clilling” gives me hope that you have relaxed relationships with him. Who needs drama?
Is clilling different than chilling or was that a typo? I’ve seen so many terms the last 24 hours that I’m unsure what they are. Copjacketing, sockjacketing, sealioning, I think I might be at that age where I just don’t interact with a lot of younger people now that I’m just having a hard time telling what is a commonly used term that I just hadn’t encountered, or a niche terminology that if I used it I’d probably anger someone, haha
Oh, lol, no, I don’t want to create even more terms, it was about chilling with some weed
niche terminology that if I used it I’d probably anger someone
I feel the “i said ricing to a japanese and he mistook it for riceing” energy
Slang explaination
Ricing = customizing cars to make them appear to be faster than they actually are / the practice of customizing a Linux Desktop
Riceing = a racist term against asian people
Haha, no that would be an easy mistake I imagine, like mistaking balls and eggs in spanish without context.
Would you like to taste my deviled balls? Lol
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
wand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
I’ll put on a witch’s hat and then we can have a duel.
she better be callin her cooch ms moopsy then (bc it be drainin them bones)
