I know a guy who got served a hot pocket under ravioli while in jail. He said it was pretty good. He was a sushi chef.
The sheer amount of lore in those three sentences…I’m speechless.
An ex-con roommate of mine took some of my bananas that I was waiting to be ripe enough for a meal. He then coated it in ketchup and black pepper and then told me that it was going to blow my mind with how good it is. That one of his buddies from the Rikers cafeteria made it for him.
He encouraged me to take a bite and eagerly watched. He asked me what it tastes like, and I told him, “like bananas, ketchup, and pepper.” He looked confused and took a bite. I watched his child-like joy melt away to reveal true sadness.
“I guess it tasted better in prison,” he said.
I’d definetly would try those
How high are you right now?
Hi, how are you
Ni hao. You are high.
Are you referencing this?:
Sorry for the YouTube link. Maybe someone else can find a better source.
Yeah, that’s a classic
Not at all (been loooooong since). Not even drunk (just the one beer). Mild brain damage (not even kidding) which can’t be held accountable either. Thanks for asking.
Just bring it on. It might be good. though i expect nothing more than edible. Oh, and add some jalapenos please.
I hardly see how that is relevant, but yes
The filling of the ravioli is the decider here
important consideration, but also sauce. this sauce? troubles me.
Weenioli weenioli give me the formuoli
If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you can’t handle my wurst.
Baby come back!
