You must log in or register to comment.
90 days fiancee but the third world country is the US. Beautiful. I offer nederland tips!
This thread has given me ideas for a great new dating/emigration app
Include Australia/NZ if you do. We exist.
Same. Want to work on said possible idea? I propose calling it a “foreign dating and immersive language practice” app
if we all pool our money together we can buy an island for just queer people. :^
I always have fantasized about getting a group of cool people, buying an island, establishing it in the world economy and starting a new world without the prejudice, discrimination, and microplastics. 😅
That’s when the CIA comes knocking
I’ve heard your island has oil near it. Is 1000km too close to do a coup?
Magneto?..
GAY FURRY COMMUNE!
BRING ME WITH Y’ALL
if i had the chance, i’d maybe do something similar. but who knows
what i’m longing for the most is that green, uncut grass grows again near the roadside. everywhere today the air is stinky and full of dust. if there were plants, they would remove the dust from the air (because they evaporate water and that “washes” the air clean) and the air would be breathable and healthy again.
if we’re lucky the capitalist system collapses in our lifetime, and all we have to do is wait :D
I don’t know why so many people on Lemmy seem to think that when capitalism dies a fully formed socialist utopia will magically spring up in its place. The way we’re headed when capitalism dies the people with all the guns will be in charge, and that’s mostly the same people who already are. The end of the American republic probably won’t be the end of the American empire.
Yes lets do another israel but with LGBTQ+ people (/with hookers and coke)
Look the problem with israel is that there were people living there originally.
I think it’s fine if nobody is living there.
It’s not the only problem, but certainly the main one.
Beautiful? Maybe. But I can guarantee that I can be a autistic and very clingy transfem gf with big boobs and masisve thighs
you had me at big boobs and thighs
Is Sweden an acceptable destination? I’m a bi-bear living with a bi-witch who has consented to a nonsexual-relationship twink living on our farm, but she would definitely prefer a big thighed woman instead
A bear and witch sound like a lovely fairytale household that I’d enjoy having in my neighbourhood.
But what if I’m a bi-twink looking for a non-nonsexual relationship? :3
Sorry, you’ll have to find the release outside our relationship in that case :P
Hmm thats a tough call… Ill at least need some cute skirts to wear :3c
I’m not a twink but these thighs don’t lie. When do I buy my plane ticket?
Closest airport is Kallax (IATA: LLA, ICAO: ESPA), just let us know when you get here and we’ll pick you up
50/50 shot of living on a farm or getting axe murdered.
I’ll take those odds. Brt.Well, we don’t own pigs and the goats, bunnies and horses aren’t as good at getting rid of bodies so it’s probably 70-30 in favor of life :)
Sweden works :3
Don’t fall for it!
They put banana on pizza. It’s not a safe place.
Wait until you tried pizza with chicken, banana, curry powder, sour cream and peanuts. It’s heaven
:0
You are most welcome
Omg. What are their names?
Horse is Vilda and the goat is Baphomet :) Baphomet is due for a kid any day now!
Had me at autistic and clingy too bad I’m stuck in this shit hole too
How about an autistic german enby twink/twunk/femboy?
twunk? twink hunk?
Yes. I am slender but got muscles and decent size piece. Buuut am not a jock and sometimes am in femboy mood owo
Which country, and do you want to share my dildo collection?
The Netherlands and yes
I am in europe already and would love to share
deleted by creator
I would have hated you back when I still worked in Tourism. I used to work at a canoing station and when doing the introduction they always say they understand german until you ask them 1 question and then realize you can just do it again in english.
deleted by creator
Dutch, french or danish or italian?
deleted by creator
That explains the annoying tourist
My application:
Pros:
- Great at cooking
- Built several gardens and chicken coups
- I have zero problem doing all the house chores if I get to wear a maid dress
- Computer skillz, love selfhosting
- Very good at handywork and fixing things
Cons:
- Im anti (generative) ai (for eco and copyright reasons)
- I will talk your ear off about planes, cars, trains, tanks, nuclear power, etc
- And the worst offender: I play warthunder
I feel like the US could use a chicken coup right now. Couldn’t be worse than the dipshits currently in charge.
I play warthunder
have you considered working for a spy agency? They can probably get you papers.
You’re perfect!
I don’t play top tier though, so as long as that’s not a problem.
Low teir is where all the fun is at!
Your application will take approx. 35 seconds to process. Please be patient.
2 of those cons are actually pros.
Sounds great! The cons aren’t cons to me! I’m not sure if I can trust a war thunder player not to leak confidential information though xd
All of that is already me, exept i am not pro nuclear and warthunder do be a red flag
Australia here as well yo. Is there any latina nerdy shut-ins finally going to have a reason to be on the same side of the planet?
hello. I have no useful life skills, but I am very good at sucking dick, and my ass is about a meter in circumference. If you want to take on the responsibility of owning a femboy, hit me up.
about a meter
Speaking metric already? This one has promising submissve qualities for you euro tops.
Unfortunately not given the spelling of metre :(
oh no! I’ll do better, I wasn’t aware!
Which way are you measuring? Is this just cheek, or hips or what
it’s my hip measurement.
You don’t even need to be beautiful. I just want someone to hold me while I cry myself to sleep.
I’ll hold you but no crying >:(
No deal!
Your loss :)
:'-(
beautiful
There’s always a catch 🙁
You are beautiful though!
🙈
deleted by creator
u r a human bean and i beleib in u
Noooo don’t say that. I’m sure you have a great personality you just don’t see/believe it yourself :(.
Let me just pack my programming socks
Americans: sell your ring finger to immigrants ♥️
At this point I’ll happily take any finger, or even a toe.
Does it need to be human? Because depending on the definition of toe I might have a job for my centipede friends.
I like my toes like I like my centipedes… human.
If I wasn’t married I would be tempted
