and yet you probably kicked your own mother in her womb… i cant believe you

i prefer crunchy but i have a large gap between two molars and one time a peanut got stuck there and wouldnt come out so i cant do crunchy anymore

i used to hate peanut butter. idk why

its dangerous for us fred durst cosplayers

one time for a dnd session only 2 people showed up so the dm decided to tease us with the boss battle by having a hole in the wall showing him

other guy says “i want to see if my sword will break the wall down”

dm says “okay… roll”

dude rolls a nat 20 and dm has no choice but to say the sword destroyed the wall

we got to the boss battle early and to help our characters not die the dm took control of a character

on dms turn he rolls a nat 20 and deals massive damage to the boss, we defeat it shortly thereafter

he was so flabbergasted that his own boss battle was beaten by himself 😂

i just finished listening to it. great album

your comment makes it sound like women are incapable of having sex with men simply because they enjoy sex with men

it would be like me turning down a handjob because ive been doing it myself for years

i highly doubt women will just stop having sex. its as dumb as asking men to stop jerking off. just never gonna happen

idk if anyone will be as easily defeated as mondale. even his home state BARELY had majority and that was the only state he won

dude i said no more Journey psyche outs

apparently critics hated baseketball but thats one of the funniest movies of all time

read a long time ago about how the deer population got out of control in this one forest, and within a few years the place was practically a desert. everything just fuckin died

you didnt buy from me thats why

seinfeld is sure a product of its time but it also suffers from everybody copying it to a point where if youve watched a lot of shows post seinfeld and then watch seinfeld for the first time it seems seinfeld isnt anything too special

some shows just do not work at all when binged. one being house m.d.

not because its bad but its because it gets tiring how similar episodes are. best watched spread out

i believe the draugr do that

NUTS glad to finally have that mystery solved

i really highly doubt minnesota would ever be red. not even when reagen (was it him?) won every single state. except minnesota

this live version with kenny g is fucking killer

https://youtu.be/UijrTaDjcN4?si=VELuTqOMNnHJwNv4

dont move at all. get comfy, then stop moving. dont even scratch a slight itch