Share share ratios:

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I’ve got me night cap, me kitty, resplendent with it’s it’s fancy vest, yes, ready for battle!

“Damn, is this acid bunk? It’s been like an hour.”

The carpet:

“Where are my testicles Summer?”

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but it’s got what plants crave

I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage.

Sir, this is a pickle.

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Horny Stories to Read in the Dark

If the love triangle in question does not have the potential for a threesome, it is not a triangle.

Caw! [Goodbye.]

Goodbye. ;D

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