• MTK@lemmy.world
    11·
    7 days ago

    Pokemon fans can go to dog fighting to understand why they might not be as happy as they think. Also imagine that some of the dogs can electrocute, burn and drown other dogs. Also, sometimes they put a chihuahua against a great dane.

  • SirFasy@lemmy.world
    3·
    7 days ago

    Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West, so I would do okay, depending on the tribe I lived with and staying away from killer robots.

  • Queen HawlSera@lemm.eeEnglish
    2·
    7 days ago

    I’ll just pick a light-hearted high fantasy setting with casual reality warping…

    Gotta be one of those

  • BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org
    116·
    8 days ago

    I can’t wait to visit Starfleet Medical to get my back and stomach fixed, live in a post scarcity utiopia, see other worlds, and study whatever I want.

    EDIT: I think the worst thing will be contemplating the metaphysics of transporters. But maybe I’ll just never take one.

    • Khanzarate@lemmy.world
      26·
      8 days ago

      Nah its cool factorio guy doesn’t HAVE to leave.

      No pollution, no biters.

      Very doable.

      Just find an island, 100 stone for 2 landfill, and get to the island by picking up a landfill behind you and placing it in front of you.

      You have eternity, so take trips off your island to mine things by hand, craft things by hand, etc.

      Eternity awaits.

      • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        8 days ago

        I don’t know shit about factorio really but this is still really funny and I feel like I understand it more now and it makes me wish even more that I liked playing it

        • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          5·
          7 days ago

          I highly recommend watching The Worst Guide To Factorio, which is where that quote came from. Gives a great overview of the game with awesome lines like that.

          Some other great ones include:

          Do you have a STEM degree or similar mental affliction?

          Using this very average German, we need to build an automation factory, and to do this, we’re going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast.

          It was never about winning, it’s about sending a message. This planet is alive, and I’m going to teach it fear. And in order to do that, we’re going to be expanding harder than a furry artist trying to make rent.

          Hope you started this several hours ago, because now it’s time for the Kovarex enrichment process. … Fun fact: It’s named after the game’s lead developer and works by exposing the uranium 238 to the radioactive yikes that is his Reddit posts.

          Scale up our circuit production to an absurd degree and consume them like they’re Doritos. Size does matter and anyone who tells you otherwise is a bottom, and I’m always on top of my game.

          And probably my favorite:

          Finally, I have to address a bit of an elephant in the room. The lead developer of this game kind of sucks. I truly hope they’ve had a redemption arc since their controversy but I wouldn’t feel comfortable recommending this game without acknowledging it. So to balance the scales I’ve done what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I learned LUA out of spite and made a mod that lets you be gay and select pronouns.

    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      4·
      8 days ago

      You only have to optimize the factory enough to protect yourself. If you can progress faster than the biters, you’re probably fine.

    • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
      16·
      8 days ago

      Elden Ring is the world that is entirely devoid of hope, where many golden eras are all long past like millennia ago. There maybe another golden era coming, but it could just be a gilded age.

        • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
          3·
          8 days ago

          Melina had hopes on Miquella. Ranni had hopes on the stars. Each of the holder of an Elden Ring shard had a vision. Yet that was the precise reason for the current situation. Sure, their heart might have been in the right place, their hopes might have been just, but their methods were not. Hence, the lack of hope for regular denizens of that world.

      • SmokeyDope@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        8 days ago

        FromSoft fans who have been around since Kingfield in the late 90s: “always has been” (because from hit gold with the old and decaying fantasy world with dwindling hope in its inhabitants atmospheric vibe and keep reusing it)

        • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
          1·
          7 days ago

          Exactly. Plus living in those worlds would suck, especially since you cannot even die.