Voter Turnout was high, and yet there were less votes cast overall than in 2016 or 2020. I have to call shenanigans, why are 20 million votes unaccounted for?

They will stick with “I’m not Trump!” even when it’s not Trump running

Actually, 20 million votes are suspiciously unaccounted for

Ciswomen were having sex?

Then wait, why are there so many incels?

Joking aside, there actually have been times when I’ve been at a social event and I’m gonna fuck a guy because why not… but he starts going off on incel bullshit and how far right he is because “Women aren’t women” anymore, and I’m like… “Yeah I gotta go…” while thinking “Can’t believe he talked his way OUT of a sure thing.”

So I fully understand why there are so many incels.

Israel is the best fucking recruitment tool antisemitism has.

Fuck Zionism, Fuck Empires

Reminds me of when I worked at Wal-Mart and everyone was horrified at the idea of getting raises because it meant prices would go up…

Based

Harris: We need a ceasfire between Israel and Palestine

Trump: Nethanyu can have some atomic bombs to finish the job

Tankies: Clearly Trump is the sane one here, we can’t allow genocide!

Our magical thinking is going to pay off when we finally discover magic’s real.

It’s gonna happen… eventually

After all, any science that is differentiable from magic is not sufficiently advanced.

America is a country that lies to itself. It claims we need to make female super heroes flat chested to combat sexism, but then turn around and laugh at the idea of a female president so hard they’re willing to give Hitler a second chance.

Don’t lie to me.

Well, we kind of need deflation to happen because the alternative is rising wages and that’s not fucking happening.

Actually they’re not wrong, wages were not increased to keep up with inflation so stopping it alone wasn’t enough.

I honestly expected him to just pardon Trump to “Let the nation heal”

And if it had been a magical third Obama term, I’m sure that’s exactly what would have happened.

Biden’s years were the best of my life, I had stability for once…

That was nice, can’t wait to fucking get laid off.

You cannot put a woman or a minority on the ticket and expect Right Wingers to care.

Back in 2015 when it was either Trump or Ben Carson for nomination, I knew it would be Trump. Simply because I knew once the debates started and Boomers were actually looking at Ben Carson instead of just reading newspaper articles about him, they’d abandon him for being the wrong color…

And I was right

Too many people will simply never submit to Female Rule.

It’s why I knew Nikki Hailey wasn’t going to get the 2024 nomination despite Trump being the most idiotic and easily beatable choice (and if Kamela ran a progressive campaign and actually had time to make her campaign)

American Men simply do not respect women.

From what I understand, Hillary basically took over this campaign from behind the scenes.

Oh shit, I could do that if I were a streamer couldn’t I?

brb, becoming a streamer, I gotta lot of “Business Expenses” to make on some Auric Cells

If Biden had any sense he’d order Seal Team Six to “Have a chat” with the people in Mar-A-Lago and say "Supreme Court ruling says it’s an official act, so, eh… what can you do. Anyway for my next trick, I hearby officially order all

But the “High Road” is not to abuse that court ruling…

When the sane action is weaponize it against both The Supreme Court and Trump and then have it repealed.

“When they go low, we go high.” is the most dangerous thing a President ever said, and it was Obama, not Trump.

These are the people who cannot differentiate the thoughts in their head with the Will of God.

But at the end of the day, they don’t worship God, they only worship themselves.