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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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You can only joke about things that don't bother MMMEEEEEE

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    I’m sure Charlie is looking up at them with pride.

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Look at this photograph

      Every I time I do it makes me laugh.

      How did his hand get so red,

      and what the hell just went through his head neck?

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    So sick of hearing about CK. How could anyone listen to him? He was always talking out the side of his neck.

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    0QUUe69uDC1f2A8.jpg

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    Say what you will about him - at the end, he leaned left

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        One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

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      He died doing what he loved, being wrong about about gun violence.

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        One might even say he lost the gun debate the hard way

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          He put his money just down and a little left from where his mouth was

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            he put his money where his mouth was and if it had been down and a little left it could have causvented so many problems

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      wet ass throat

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    Dark humor isn’t right wing! This meme is mean to me

    …and Charlie Kirk is a perfect slow-ball setup… my favorite straight man… he’s a human Gusher… the leaning tower of MAGA… Squirtle, I choose you! I could go on all day.

    Dark humor is memento mori, not sexist and racist jokes! That’s black humor. Get it? THANK YOU, YOU’RE A TERRIFIC AUDIENCE

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    Edit: glad that hateful cunt is gone.

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    The right wing has always had a massive victim complex.

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      Boo hoo, your favorite podcaster got murdered. Damn snowflakes cant take a joke.

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        Not like anything of value was lost anyway

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    Here’s a valentine for next year :D

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      needs heart-shaped blood splatters, maybe some cupids with sniper rifles

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        Oh my god that’s way better lol, I’m too shitty a graphic designer to make that tho

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          nah the shittier the better

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    I did not find pleasure in seeing a man die, but holy shit the comedic timing of that bullet for maximum irony was just astounding. It’s the equivalent of Trump getting struck by lightning immediately after saying “I did not fuck my daughter, and if I’m lying, may god strike me dead!”.

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        Is that Alex Jones?

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          No, it’s just Alex Jones’ skin.

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        Necks Minit…

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      I would not call it pleasure, but satisfaction?

      Oh hell yes. This is what justice looks like.

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    do you think that charlie Kirk memorial fountain should spew shit, for how he lived, or blood, for how he died?

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      Somebody get Rick Santorum on the line.

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        No one wants post coital, frothy lube with traces of shit coming out of the fountain. Santorum is the last person you want to call.

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        holy fuck the GOP is so full of shitstains that i completely forgot about that fuckstick

        jesus fucking christ if we only knew…

        edit: for the youngsters-- https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum

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      Yes.

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    a good fascist is a dead fascist

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    CK was basically all the Willy Wonka brats rolled up into one… like if Wonka made a fruit gusher or somn

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      Oompa Loompa doopity doo… someone needs to finish this, I couldn’t come up with one.

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        [Intro]
        Oompa loompa doompety doo.
        I’ve got a story of caution for you.
        Oompa loompa doompety dee.
        About a man spreading hatred with glee.
        [Verse]
        What do you get when you are spreading lies?
        You say guns don’t kill, but we ve got eyes.
        It would be a disgrace, if for a change of pace.
        You-instead of kids- got shot in the face.
        [Outro]
        Oompa loompa doompety da.
        You harvest hate if that’s what you sow.
        Instead, you could spread, happiness too.
        Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do Doompety do.

        This was created with non artificial stupidity

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          Organic stupidity is the best stupidity.

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            Yup. I’m officially using this for when an organic computer creates things.

            -Made with organic stupidity.

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        I figured it out

        Oompah loompah, doopity doo,
        Someones got a bullet for you.
        Oompah loompah, doopity dirt,
        Get ready for your neck to squirt.
        What would you do if you were a right wing chode?
        Get killed by a fan giving you a load

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          What are you at when you’re arguing crap? Soon you will take a big. Dirt. Nap. Sleeping six feet u-under.

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        Ompah loompah, doopity dirt; When you’re wrong about gun violence, someone will make you squirt

        That’s the best I’ve got so far, but it doesn’t flow with the rhythm

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      Dammit now I want chamoy gushers

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        Fuuuu… they have these?

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          A dude at the local farmers market makes them and it can’t be that hard to get the ratios or times or whatever right. But I’ve dissolved si many skittles I just stick with gummi now. My rec: chamoy twin snakes for the best sour treat you can get right now.

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    magachud misogynazis: stop saying bad things about charlie kirk!!!

    also magachud misogynazis: why is everyone trying to tell me what i can and can’t say!!!

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