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  • Murse@slrpnk.nettome_irl@lemmy.worldme_irl
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    12 hours ago

    It might seem bad now, but later in your twenties you’ll lose respect for people you don’t know, too! By your early 30s you should be on track to lose respect for entire institutions, and eventually just humanity in general!

    Mid to late 30s is an awkward phase of losing faith you didn’t even know you had. Like, dozens of times. You’ll hit rock bottom again, and again, and again, and whatever new low your brain just established for human malice and stupidity will be gut punched as your peers enthusiastically elect a pedophilic antichrist. Twice.

    Eventually you realize there is actually no bottom, and you start to go numb - which is fucking great compared to the decades of getting dragged through through the coals!!














  • Unrelated PSA, be careful not to let your car’s tires near an ignition source or anything flammable that could stick to them, like glass bottles containing gasoline (side note, cloth rags make a terrible cap for those types of bottles - the liquid will wick right through them!). Once a tire starts burning, it’s nearly impossible to put out, and could spread to other tires or areas like the interior.

    If your tire does start burning, don’t film it - the battery in your phone could be especially dangerous exposed to high heat. Best if your phone isn’t anywhere near it.

    Stay safe folks!




  • Murse@slrpnk.nettome_irl@lemmy.worldme_irl
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    4 days ago

    I think the golden rule is about as perfect a rule as exists

    I’ve heard a variant dubbed the ‘platinum’ rule as a slight improvement. Instead of “treat others as you would have them treat you”, it’s just “treat others as they would like to be treated”. It’s especially valuable as a cross-cultural check where like you might want others to maintain eye contact with you so you know you’ve got their full attention; while someone else might take that kind of maintained eye contact as a sign of aggression.

    …or like that creepy mofo at seemingly every work space who just butts into peoples’ personal space because “well I’m a hugger” like, god damnit Dave, we know your a hugger, but you just pressed yourself up against Cathy’s tits without her consent. Again. And now she’s going to HR. And Dave will get a stern email and still somehow keep his job.

    But yeah, platinum rule!