Do any of you all see someone’s baby and then see them a few years later and be like wait your a person now

Ha, so relatable. Wait, I’m 34.

Commiserations and welcome to the family! We’re sad to have you decaying with us for the rest of the ride!

Please speak to the nearest Millennial for an orientation guide and your *complementary swag bag!

*Swag bags, herein and above referred to as “swag bags” are not complementary, numbing agents have to be purchased as regularly.

I wrote “2018” as the date the other day and it took me quite a while to realize what I had done. I’m 29. 💀

Tried to buy cigarette papers at a market stall. Guy asked how old I was. I said 18. I was 25, no idea why I did it.

Can’t be me, I’m 20 this month