if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you’re the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn’t good for birds!
Seed me daddy! I don’t want bread.
OwO
Ehh. You’re more of a fence than a sugar daddy. You move stolen loot for a cut.
Also, one assumes you’re not fucking them.
Brand new sentence
Murder-daddy
The photo is of a raven, not a crow. That said, exchanges of this sort with corvids has always been a bucket list item of mine.
Here’s the thing…
What is the difference between a raven and a crow? One major difference is that ravens have 3 pinion feathers on each wing, whereas crows only have two.
So its really just a difference of a pinion
Apparently, ravens are so huge that if you see one you will not be in doubt that it can’t be a crow. At least that’s what I’ve been told.
That sounds rippin
Goddamnit. Sitting here ready to subscribe to crow facts and you got me with a freakin pinion joke.
Well done.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams, future bro to birds
Buy them some unsalted peanuts or walnuts. They will worship you as the god you are.
They also like boiled eggs… …source - our local crows at the park
They have the money but probably aren’t allowed in the stores to buy it themselves.
It’s either
1.) Facilitating the financial self-sufficiency of local avian wildlife or
2.) The bird equivalent of buying alcohol for your kid cousins who are standing outside the liquor store.
Both of which are rad
I kinda wish all the stray/feral cats I’ve befriended would start coughing up some cash once in awhile instead of dead mice and hairballs for me.
You lack gratitude.
And money!
the cats lack humanity
And they wouldn’t have it any other way!
You lack felinity.
Bread should not be fed to birds.
Sauce: https://www.birdsandblooms.com/birding/attracting-birds/feeding-birds/can-birds-eat-bread/
What about Ezekiel bread? (Made from legumes, not grains)
Yesh. Ezekiel bread is okay. Good catch.
Not greentext. Think I found a new career!
Florida man arrested after training crows to steal the declaration of independence for him.
OP is a modern Fagin
you can’t just call people by that slur
a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?
yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypseAlas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho
Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)
It’s not “training crows to steal money”, it’s introducing crows to capitalism
for the crows it’s a gift-based society, not capitalism
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brb, checking local laws on “training animals to do crime”
this is why ferrets are illegal in California
I wanna believe that to be true and can’t be bothered to look it up. So, I now know why ferrets are illegal in California!
This is the worst comic book villain origin story ever
Fagin of the birdies.
Op discovers they are a druid
I wish the crows around my parts would do that. The ones around here just generally act like a menace to society.
problamy
