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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Anon deals with crows

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Anon deals with crows

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you’re the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn’t good for birds!

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      Seed me daddy! I don’t want bread.

      OwO

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        Bird furries tend to use OvO instead because the v looks like a beak owo

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          Learn something new everyday.

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        You don’t want to be bread?

        Oh well…

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          Sad. Anyway, here’s an inbread cat.

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          Bread crumbs is all I have rn

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        Username does not check out. My crow friends love meatballs.

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      Ehh. You’re more of a fence than a sugar daddy. You move stolen loot for a cut.

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        Also, one assumes you’re not fucking them.

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          Bold to assume

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      Brand new sentence

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      Murder-daddy

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