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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 hours ago

Anon deals with crows

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Anon deals with crows

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 hours ago
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  • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 hours ago

    a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
    probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
    people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….

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      It’s not “training crows to steal money”, it’s introducing crows to capitalism

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        for the crows it’s a gift-based society, not capitalism

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        7 hours ago

        Theyrethesamepicture.jpg

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?

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        A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot in 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters…

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        Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race

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          I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines.

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        yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
        they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

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          Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

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            it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

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        Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)

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      brb, checking local laws on “training animals to do crime”

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        this is why ferrets are illegal in California

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          Bummer. What about having a Florida Man?

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            well then he’d become a california man

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          I wanna believe that to be true and can’t be bothered to look it up. So, I now know why ferrets are illegal in California!

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      For some reason i read ‘cows’ instead of ‘crows’

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