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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 hours ago

Anon deals with crows

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Anon deals with crows

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 hours ago
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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 hours ago

    I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?

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      Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race

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      yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
      they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

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        Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

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          it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

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      Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)

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