i didnt fuck my hummus. i didnt cum on my hummus. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my hummus. Ive never done anything weird with my hummus. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible (1/?)
I really like hummus. Actually, I love hummus.
I guess you could even say that I’m a hummusexual
DO NOT fuck the hummus.
why NOT
yeast infection :(
It’s helpful to always have a sourdough starter on or about your person.
i didnt fuck my hummus. i didnt cum on my hummus. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my hummus. Ive never done anything weird with my hummus. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible (1/?)
I love that eating falafel with hummus is literally chickpea meatballs with chickpea sauce