Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading “Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF”.
- It’s textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people’s faces and was blindsighted when his face got eaten.
- The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
- Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
- Die mad.
die mad
Fuck I love this site so much more than the “you’ve been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can’t know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users.” site
lemmy.world?
Fair, I should’ve said community.
All that we are deleting the comment thing really annoys me. They even link your post in the “you have been banned” notice. And it leads to exactly nothing because at the same moment they delete your post. What’s the point of linking said post if it’s not available any longer. Im advocating violence fairly often, how the hell am I supposed to remember what I got banned for?
As a potential role model, not only do I condone it, I advocate it.
lol
AI moderating is completely stupid
Ahh Reddit. I do not miss that garbage fire.
Blindsided
Agh, I looked at it and thought it looked wrong but got too arrogant to look it up. Appreciated.
The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
It’s still kind of grimly funny if you think about those Ukranians’ opponent being some dumbass who didn’t even get taught how to soldier in a language he understood before he was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and turned into their cannon fodder.
So he was stupid enough to move to Russia, and she was stupid enough to take her kids and go with him.
As it turns out, being wilfully stupid can be fatal.
He is cannon fodder, and his children will be too in a few years. So sad.
I do feel bad for the kids. It’s not their fault that their parents are fucking idiots.
Darwin Award candidate.
He already reproduced. At this point natural selection only cares about the fate of his children
His actions could still impact the offspring’s survival, Thus it would be evolutionary beneficial to not fuck up your offspring’s future by moving to Russia.
You can get a DA if your actions lead to your children not reproducing, but generally DAs are not awarded if you kill someone else.
So if his kids die in a Russian trench before reproducing, he would be eligible for a DA. A this time I’d give him a Honorable Mention at most.
Well, looks like the children’s fate will also be Russian cannon fodder at this rate…
What’s the term for when your stupidity destroys your kod’s chances of reproduction? A Darwin award once removed?
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”It didn’t come as a surprise to me,” she said of his joining the military. “He always spoke so highly of the country, its president, and its people, and he has a strong passion for doing the right thing.”
That’s a weird way to spell crimes against humanity, but I guess there’s that Texan scholastic excellence for you.
That book depository in Dallas is actually a large dumpster, didn’t you know?
Wake up babe, new JFK assassination conspiracy just dropped.
I think the book depository would be a good bet. The book depository. Depository. Depository. DepositoryDepositoryDepository…
DAMN! He could be anywhere!
The right thing, killing your fellow man.
Tankie for your service
Tankies are communist keyboard warriors, this guy’s a nazi
Plenty of “communists” who share the same opinions as reactionary conservatives/nazis for anything not relating to the economy.
Just as an example, the anti-woke r/EuropeanSocialists subreddit. Abortion bad, gay people bad, trans people even worse.
You’re correct, but it doesn’t really relate to the comment above. Yes, tankies agree with Fascists on authoritarianism, but this guy is a Fascist, not a tankie.
You have been banned from Lemmy․ml
Oh no anyway
I’d be perfectly fine with that. I am blocking that instance anyway.
tankies wet dream fantasies.
The only true tankie
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It’s easy to be in a progressive country like Canada and praise the Soviet Union or Russia. I think deep down they know that they’d have a miserable life in Russia or China, so at best they make up reasons for why they can’t move, even though the power of the passports and wages in the countries most of them are from allows them to easily do that, which can’t be said about Russian or Chinese citizens trying to get a visa to even travel to one of the Western countries.
Natural selection playing out.
I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn’t met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one “went to shit.” Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that’s why he chose to move to Texas. “God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see.” I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.
A bad interaction like this shouldn’t ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I’m so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.
…i’m old enough to remember when texas fostered legitimate progressive momentum and i blame your coworker’s demographic for moving here and smothering that momentum in the decades since…
Another Texan here that was in education but I got out because of people like the one you described (and a general feeling of burn out).
Sorry to hear that about the interaction and the fact that the guy is integral/HR. I’m sort of amazed that he didn’t change or grow as a person after having traveled and moved around like that, but I guess that goes to show you can’t really teach someone who doesn’t want to learn. Having grown up in Texas I can understand that way of conservative thinking, but luckily thanks to having been exposed to different ways of thinking and cultures, I can never empathize with that kind of thinking. I’m tired at this point and if a republican coworker of mine really wants to fight me over how great their cult is, I’m just gonna turn the cheek and walk away, like I don’t think it’s worth the effort anymore to even engage with them over politics.
I met tons of cool people whenever I visited my friends in Texas … but that’s because my friends were lesbian college professors. I never deluded myself into thinking they were typical of people in that state.
of course people like him is in HR.
Met someone at a dive bar recently that was a raging piece of shit MAGAt and went on and on about hating DEI and how white people deserve equality too…
…fucking turns out they also work in HR at a company. Sadly I wasn’t able to figure out what company (was hoping to report them). But dear god. Worst HR person ever.
If we’re lucky, maybe that person will move to Russia too.
My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we’re all hanging out in the living room.
I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.
I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.
or he meets his demise for trying to flee the battlefield, since russia places barrier troops to prevent people from fleeing.
He wont even make it that far. Being a Russian conscript is hell even more so when you don’t know Russian. He will be a victim of hazing and bulling the entire time with no one to help him and will ironically be raped. He will be blowing his brains out before we get to see him smeared across a field.
I love lemmy. This comment would have got you banned on Reddit
What could be more sublime than the freedom to unburden oneself of a deep inner truth? Fuck the police, death to the IDF, Luigi did nothing wrong, and please rate my drawing of Muhammad: {ಠ,_｣ಠ}
Holy fuck yes! Also to add to this, https://youtu.be/eg3_kUaYFJA
Is it wrong that I hope he gets his ass killed by an American who traveled to Ukraine to join them?
If he doesn’t get killed by an American fighting for Ukraine, he’s still going to be under fire from weapons from the US. I bet that feels bad.
Feeding the sunflowers is the best thing he could do for everyone
Yes. Wishing people to die is wrong unless they’re in power. You are an awful person and you should be ashamed of yourself
You are an awful person and you should be ashamed of yourself
Let’s see if that works. You’re an idiot and you should feel stupid for being an idiot.
Did it work? Do you feel stupid for being an idiot? No?!
Didn’t think so, but you’re still an idiot.
I feel stupid for being an idiot, though it doesn’t have anything to do with your comment.
Well, no, I feel stupid for starting all this and yes, I’m still an idiot for reasons you don’t know about me
Is downvote you if I could, but my instance can’t.
I’ve downvoted myself for you
Hah, that was a trick question designed to expose more pansies to block.
Go on, warmonger. Leopards surely won’t bite your face
Go on, warmonger. Leopards surely won’t bite your face
Probably not, as they’re not stupid enough to move to Russia.
No, as they would be your very peers who wish death on some reason. They’ll find a reason for you. Do you even know how LAMF works?
At the beginning of this thread you told the original commenter to be ashamed for wishing an ironic death to someone who joined the Russian armed forces. Now you think Russians would be their peers? I’m honestly curious what your personal viewpoint is at this point
I may have messed this up.
The story goes like this (exaggerating, biased, etc…):
They: haha, hope they’ll die
Me: (moralizing) do not wish death on the internet
They: you’re so soft, I ban you
Me: (arrogantly) do it, but your peers (supporters in this thread) will find a reason for hoping that you die
No, as they would be your very peers who wish death on some reason.
Since I’m not in a fascist distoortion field, I don’t envision myself falling in love with the idea of moving to Russia. So there’s a zero percent chance of my very peers being a bunch of Russians.
For funzies, come up with a plausible scenario that would actually worry me.
They’ll find a reason for you.
See above. Paint a picture that would actually make me give a fuck about your point.
Do you even know how LAMF works?
Yes. A bit earlier, I was taking the piss out of some dumb-ass from Texas and his stupid wife, who are in the middle of a LAMF situation as we speak.
If he actually goes to the frontline to participate in assaults, he’ll be in a position of power to kill Ukrainian soldiers and medics who are only trying to defend their country from an invasion. So personally, yes I do hope for him (or any of his invading “comrades”) to die before he gets the opportunity to kill any Ukrainians living their lives in their own fucking country, and I feel zero shame about it nor do see why someone would.
He had the power to sit his ass at home and not join the Russian military. But his homophobia drove him across the world and into Putins meat grinder. Sucks for him and his family, but he had every opportunity to not make that decision.
Nope! Some people deserve death. This guy is one of them.
Nah. There’s plenty of shit people on this planet, and I have no shame in wishing that most of them weren’t.
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I like the theme of idiotry. Let’s unpack.
This guy’s an idiot. For whatever reason, let’s not focus on the MAGA stuff here. I’m an idiot because I try to moralize somewhere in Lemmy. You’re an idiot, because you support another idiot who’s hoping someone they don’t know die, while arguing with the me-idiot about guy-idiot.
What do we have, if we assume that we’re all idiots? Since you’re less of an idiot among us all, you’ll draw the picture
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Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. Go touch grass and stop arguing with people on the internet. I promise you’ll be happier.
Don’t bother with these jerks, you’re just being picked on.
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Well, I’m glad he’s safe from the gays.
And here my big gay self is reading this from my comfortable home in America. I love this and wish more MAGAts would self deport.
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Oh no, how terrible for him. We should send him bright shirts that say “not gay” to wear in combat so there’s no confusion.
Russian military hazing is uh something.
I assume his sons, who can use the internet, warned him that he will likely die.
let me also predict that when he dies, the family will get a MIA letter and no compensation.
They might get lucky and get a free meat grinder out of it! Or is a free hand-out to socialistically woke?
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All that just because he was afraid that he was gonna like sucking cock
He might end up having to do so anyway. Dedovshchina (ritual hazing of Russian army recruits) will happen to him and sexual abuse isn’t uncommon.
Well then I hope he has a nice time
He will probably kill himself. If he has sons they probably are not far behind.
… Is the whole country just gay and hiding behind homophobia? Do they just need to learn to accept themselves and each other?
Heard a quote that sums it up pretty well.
“Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.”-dunno who to attribute this too.
I don’t completely agree with that, but I think it sums up some people in the Russian military pretty well.
Russia seems to have a lot of that going on early in the war
Have the day you emigrated for, I guess
May your corpse feed a few sunflowers on the land you’re invading. Nazi piece of shit.
I love this comment.
He better slay out there
Never sashay away from the front line.
