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…where’s eris?..

…if there’s one thing bob and doug mckenzie taught me, it’s that time stamps are very difficult to fake…

…well maybe there’s just the one and she’s not doing so well…

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…my elise could clear delivery trailers parked at the grocery store; my MX-5 could not…

…my father-in-law still squirts, but mostly from neuropathy-associated incontinence…

…used to be folks also made adapters with FM micro-transmitters for cars without tape decks; might still do…

…did you read the same text i did?..that was f*cking code-speak for urban black populations…

Calvin Candie: Your boss looks a little green around the gills.
Django: He just ain’t used to seein’ a man ripped apart by dogs is all.
Calvin Candie: But you are used to it?
Django: I’m just a little more used to Americans than he is.

…there’s one clear victor and it’s not even close…

…microsoft applications have an annoying habit of auto-replacing my dashes with emdashes; i don’t even know how to type an emdash…

…the sad part is that perhaps half those MAGAs aren’t necessarily bad people, but they’re so profoundly indoctrinated by its disinformation sphere that they legitimately believe their support serves a greater good…

…the other half are outright evil, though…

…not in fifth-edition dungeons + dragons: knowledge checks are intelligence, judgement is wisdom…

…god wants dollars, god wants cents, god want pounds, shillings, and pence; god wants guilders, god wants kroner, god wants swiss francs and god wants french francs; god wants escudos, god wants pesetas, don’t send lira, god don’t want small potatoes…

…does a blue sign with a white 80 mean you must travel at least that quickly?..we have minimum speeds posted stateside, although it’s not common…

…gay space communism FTW!..

…christians are f*cking evil, full stop…