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Schrodinger’s shlong.
You know… I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?
I love how you think
(NSFW?) spoiler
___This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I’d do is put a bullet through my brain.
Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?
Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?
I think neither. You’d be like, “I’ll just be Putin, but…you know…as a good guy.”
knock on door
“Sir, the gaggle of gymnasts you requested is here and limbered up…”
Yea that’s a decent point. Might be worth sticking around a bit to kill off some collaborators so some other piece of trash doesn’t take over the position as soon as Putin’s out of the way.
I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
“WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!”
I mean, Willem Dafeo is such a legend… I think you’d be surprised at how many people prefer character over looks…
Hah! Joke’s on you, I low key would…
Yer fond of me lobster, ain’t ya!?
Bobby Peru don’t come up for air!
Of course I’m taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!It was Ted Cruz
I snap a photo and now I have blackmail material
With Donald Trump hitting the balls from behind.
Ain’t no way booger lip isn’t making noises that’ll give it away.
If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I’d be fully and gladly willing to accept.
I don’t know what this means but it makes me giggle.
It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.
Hey hi how’re you doing?
William Dufoe? Promise?
Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.
Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
Don’t you stand to gain the whole world though? Now you know what you like and can seek to duplicate it?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/OhSittlaBH8AAAAd/robbie-rotten-shocked.gif (ugh I don’t know how to embed, especially on mobile…)
Words of wisdom from our friend RageCock over here.
“When a gift horse is munching on one’s carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth.” - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20
You got my like for the date. But now: get out!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Well and the amazing sloppy toppy pudding poppy.
Like Cypher said in The Matrix: “Ignorance is bliss”.
Right before putting that delicious meat in his mouth
The Schrodonger.
This is just a glory hole with extra steps.
which is just a cum jar with fewer steps!
A glory hole with the guarantee that it’s the best head you’ll ever get
I will answer this question with another question. “If I don’t take the blindfold off and find out who is doing the Lord’s work, how do I get this person to do it again?”
I have to know, even if I don’t like what I see.
