I’m just a human. Hypocrisy and illogic is just what we do sometimes.

I mean, even if I knew it would be garbage, I wanted to see how much. The bag isn’t labeled “dead dove” to keep people from looking.

We’re all on c/fuck_ai together, we got the same opinion.

Ah, fair.

I knew from the title that Grokipedia would be garbage.

Why do we need to know how much it stinks?

Damn. I’m taking stock of everything we’ve lost in the headline:

• no reference to “slammed,” “burned,” or other intense attack words
• accurate summary of the situation
• nothing overstated
• no key details left out
• isn’t a listicle
• nothing inviting the reader to see more by promising the rest of the headline in the article, none of that saved-you-a-click shit

My god, this might actually be good honest journalism!

I’m a small underweight woman entombed in many blankets, not a hulking man who wears a T-shirt in the dead of winter.

Nah, I’m just asexual and very sex-repulsed. I would hope that I’m a goof; I’m paid money to be a goof into a microphone fairly often!

I think the president is capable of durations up to seven seconds where he’s not actively committing a crime. However, this measurement and the conclusions it reaches disregards background crimes that are only in progress, and only measures new crimes initiated.

One of those delights isn’t for me. The other eight look good.

C’mon, buddy, that’s what Tv mode is for.

The other side! This is off the Pittock Mansion viewpoint.

If I see it, there’s a good chance I can make art of it, if the conditions are right.

Those pumpkins need more blood on them.

Put effort in. Poses, lighting, some measure of a narrative. Use a decent camera instead of your phone’s front-facing camera with the flash on.

I think the loudest and longest laugh I ever got was at the very end of Untitled Goose Game. Not gonna spoil it for anyone, but once I figured out the joke that had been stewing for three straight hours, it had me laughing for the rest of the night.

I’ve just done this with 5.18.5.0.1 and it works.

Kaitlin Bennett made this cross-stitch.

Wait a minute, I fucked up, viruses aren’t technically alive. Too bad, your soul is in it until it gets destroyed cause I’m not changing my original comment. You’ll just have to wait it out, then you can go back to being probably-but-not-always bacteria.

Let’s assume that reincarnation is real for all living things, and that you get reincarnated the moment you die. And you get to do it a lot.

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