The guillotine does not apologize to his neck.

Well, you’re right, I couldn’t read that.

See, here’s the thing. Someone blasts out a diarrhea through a velvet chair with the center removed and now a large portion of the cloth of that chair is covered in shit.

Like, this has carpeted kitchen/bathroom energy, but way worse.

This guy just keeps getting shot at! I wonder if it’s a result of his constantly terrible governing, his incredible narcissism, the fact that the only thing he can output is suffering, or even that his feelings of joy themselves are fraudulent.

Maybe all four?

It’s not gonna catch on, and it breaks screen readers.

I don’t usually correct people’s spelling, but seeing jitters spelled with a G gives me the heebie jeebies.

Come on, Lisa, join your family.

But those points are all squished and melted!

Not a goddamn soul is winning at this.

It’s the sound turtles make as they fly through space! And as language evolved, it’s also come to describe turtles themselves.

I’m a maroooo. 🐢

I had noticed the website crunched some of my text, so I went back and fixed the formatting!

https://everything2.com/user/TanisNikana/writeups/maroooooo

It’s a bit longform, but it explains everything!

Thank you!

For the topmost picture, I cranked the red saturation to really draw attention to the bird’s face!

🐢🐢🐢

This should never ever happen unless no one buys anything and everyone spends weeks circling the board. However, income tax undoes about a fifth of all go-passes.

Uh, no. :(

But it’s been put directly on my freshly showered head a bunch, and when I pull it over my eyes to nap, smells like lavender. I’ve no idea if my hat is dirty or not.

There’s been a purple and black oversized beanie on my head for every single day for about a year now. I love this hat.

Graphics and texts are AI slop.

It’s always the ones I suspect the most.

Gotta suck at something first, in order to be kinda good.

This isn’t a shitpost, it’s just a good idea.

Tanis to no longer bring good American currency to Sony