paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
wait is it genuinely irritating to sprinkle in greetings/thanks/you’re-welcomes in other languages cuz i do that a lot cuz i like learning new words 🥺
I’ve gotten 2 skin burns from chemicals with a nitrile glove breakthrough time of <1 second
underfunded undergrad lab classes without heavy duty gloves shouldn’t be allowed to use fuming nitric acid >:(
I tried scrambling an egg using the vortexer (it didn’t work)
I rarely arrived at the lab before 10am as an undergrad intern. (And usually stayed until 7–8pm because I goofed around too much and it took forever to get all the cells taken care of 🫠)
Flexible schedules are a luxury I miss dearly
we used Macs at my last lab
I hated them because I’m a Linux nerd but at least they were reliable
(I suppose if my research PC ran Linux I’d spend all my time configuring it instead of researching…!)
only a cuntcunt would propose this
I love the feathery overlapping shadows a lot
INDOOR PLUMBING
I live in an apartment complex. The thought of having to share an outhouse (more than 1 if lucky) with hundreds of strangers TERRIFIES ME. And/or use chamberpots. FUCK NO
A BLESSED ETERNAL AFTERLIFE OF BLISS FOR ALL HUMANS WHO CONTRIBUTED TO INDOOR PLUMBING SCIENCE 😩
probably leeches
my guess is a ruler was used but it was placed haphazardly each time
fuck i haven’t fed my eyrie in like 14 years 💀
putting a whole new modern spin on the “gay bomb”
them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!
ugh everyone knows that babies don’t always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product
found the escalator engineer
but I am impatient and also I hate escalators and want to spend as little time on them as possible :[
that’s also a top notch username