If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.
will you show video proof that you did that
Do I have to?
Proof or ban, it’s the law
Fuck it, I’m in.
Downvoting to save my eyes
Upvoting to damn your eyes.
Don’t leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.
Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?
Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.
I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart
Pics or it didn’t happen
Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?
D. All of the above?
I usually charge extra for scat stuff.
So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I’m to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.
Absolutely.
Yup
No. No, you do not.
after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.
Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes
Upvoted just for you buddy
Do now
I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.
Well this aged poorly
Actually it’s always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.
… 😦
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised about that, coming from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let’s fucking gooooo
The black pawn just minding his business and then outta nowhere
Boom. Headshot.
At this point, it’s a Lemmy userbase metric.
Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.
Is a 4-wide a nibble passant?
I want to nibble your passant
Keep it in the DMs please.
Why do I feel so committed to this?
big number good
number must go up
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Ah, the infamous grain gambit.
fun fact : the angle is now around 3" 26’ which is just slightly over ¹/₂₀ of a degree !
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Does Lemmy even have enough active users for the next one?
No. The next one will be the last.
Looking at the top post in this community, I do not believe in a next one
Edit: I just realized where this comment is at and boy, who did this and how? Is this going viral? In this case, the sky is the limit
2048 is achievable imo
This cannot be a legal move
According to Wikipedia, en passant describes the capture by a pawn of an enemy pawn on the same rank and an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.
According to dictionary.cambridge.org, adjancent means very near, next to, or touching
According to sync, the image is 0.02 MB.
Assuming lemmy.world stores images on floppy disks a diameter of 200mm that have a capacity of 80 kB, floppy disks store information on the entirety of their size, writing data from one side to the other and looping back to the other side when reaching the end of a row(i realized only after i did the math that floppy disks dont work like that) and i didnt make any mistakes in the math i am too lazy to explain in this reply, the distance between pieces is between 7 and 142 mm
142 mm, compared to the distance between stars, is a very short distance, meaning that, in this situation, the en passant is a legal move
holy hell you did the math
How can I find out more about this move?
the en passant is a legal move
Don’t you even know the rules of chess? En passant is not just legal, it is forced.
It’s only legal if you have enough boards
It might not be legal for you and me but it’s for sure legal for the ruling class
It violates the principle of locality, and therefore the speed of light as the highest speed allowed in the universe.
Therefore, this truly does violate a law of nature, and is therefore illegal.
It is actually forced
The image has like two pixels per square now
Just over 6 pixels/square
Oh Shit, here we go again.
See you on the front page
Yea, Please do it lemmy
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This is getting out of hand.
We can still do it folks
I don’t know how or why this is a thing, but I’m here for it & you’ve got a new subscriber!
Well, they added a double pawn move to speed up games, but it broke the game a bit and so they added en passant to balance it out. Don’t worry, a lot of people who don’t play chess regularly, forgets this rule
