The real reason your taxes are high is because of… the bears!
Fastest way to get caught hiring undocumented workers is to not pay their employment taxes.
“Sir, you are clearly lying!”
“I know, but hear me out!”
Trump is going to be a martyr no matter how he dies.
I mean, look how they deified Elvis.
Shows how stupid they are, the new plantation system is much more profitable than the old one.
That’s less a look of “shame”, and more a look of “how am I even in the same subset of genetic distribution as this moron?”
Buckaroo Banzai
Bass player and a pastor… Massive freak.
As per Squeenix boss: Play nice.
Do some reading for an hour, hour and a half, and then lay back down. You’ll most likely fall back asleep for a couple more hours of some of the most restful sleep you’ve ever had.
Segmented sleeping is the bomb.
Beats paying child support, I guess.
I miss the church grandmas.
Nothing beats the feeling you get after an old black lady calls you “honey” with her eyes sparkling because you recovered all the pictures of her grandchildren from a computer Geek Squad had called a lost cause.
This is starting to get scary.
Why are all these warhawks endorsing Harris?
“What do you mean you didn’t make a single update to the engine?!?”
…
“It is broke! It is very much broke and needs to be fixed!”