Don’t forget India!

Question: how did Iran come to obtain F14s?

All apps hand written in assembly. No multitasking.

Fuck that slow ass C++.

Idaho is starting a registry for at-risk men with erections, to prevent impure thoughts. You need to send a picture of your dick, where it will be validated by an evangelical priest.

I just design for IE6

What OS was it running before? ChroomeOS is Linux right?

Maybe it will also ward against extra scrutiny from law enforcement. Maybe.

So many bodyguards. I hope the irony isn’t lost.

What a surreal scene. It’s almost as if they are trying to prevent a Jack Ruby type scenario. (Or pretend to.)

Imagine being able to flip someone off with just your mind.

Turbolibs

Do those people have badges?

What’s an average sized witch?

How do you message someone who doesn’t use your matrix server?

Cruelty to oneself is part of the Arch journey.

Only a good raccoon with a crowbar can stop a bad raccoon with a crowbar.

Why didn’t anyone think to do this 16 years ago? Back when we were all getting health care?

“Or your dog…”

To me it says 60 Minutes asks super obvious questions. Or questions that you already know the answer to.

But we never hear Nasir’s side. Maybe Nasir was in the right, and this guy is the asshole.