Who watches the watchers? The birds.

From what angle would you look at the traditional star shape and see a circle?

I thought 2012. Wasn’t that the point?

Peanut is the new Harambe.

Do they test you on where the island is located?

“Had I known ball gargling was frowned upon around here…” 🤷

Sometimes silence is fine.

The driver was distracted because he was eating a Big Mac while cleaning his pistol.

The frog legs are making my monocle gay.

Thanks adespoton!

They already caught republicans doing shady shit before Tuesday. Who knows how many they didn’t catch.

But I thought Putin’s whole invasion was about removing nazis from Ukraine.

Seems like that is not as anonymous.

Also they are not going to unlock encrypted data, they are going to delete it in exchange for the ransom? Why would anyone trust that?

I’m making an observation. I didn’t say how I voted, now did I? But go ahead and downvote me. ML folks.

People are really getting sick of things like side shows, smash and grab robberies, car breakins. Small businesses are closing because of this. The Alameda County DA doesn’t want to prosecute offenders, victims feel they are not being represented. So given all that, it doesn’t surprise me at all that voters aren’t eager to do any favors for convicted criminals.

At this rate, we might not even make it to the water wars.

Oh of course they think Trump and Musk are very smart. That doesn’t surprise me.

I’m surprised that they think Trump and Musk give a fuck about egg prices.

So I guess people actually think Trump and Musk are going to help them with their egg prices?

Maybe Russians hacked the voting machines.

It’s going to suck here too, if that makes you feel any better.