• Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zipEnglish
    48·
    4 个月前

    Also based on a quick search that is not the worst thing a mother could see (although granted that would depend on the mom, this one seems chill enough)

      • northface@lemmy.mlEnglish
        3·
        4 个月前

        They come in a wide variety of sizes, from very small to (as you put it) comically/frighteningly large, so as to cater to most people depending on their preference.

        Granted, the theme is usually “creature” (fantasy or real) rather than “human”, but that doesn’t mean they only have one size for each creature imagined!

  • Manticore@lemmy.nzEnglish
    271·
    4 个月前

    ??? It d9esnt matter if you thought it was shoes, you don’t open other peoples mail?? In what country is it legal to do that wtf

    • Liz@midwest.socialEnglish
      26·
      4 个月前

      I assume Mom omitted the “my” in front of shoes, like she and expecting her own delivery and just thought it was hers without double-checking.

    • hateisreality@lemmy.worldEnglish
      183·
      4 个月前

      You’ve never accidentally opened something before you looked at the name, (when expecting something)?

        • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          5·
          4 个月前

          lived alone for like 5-6 years before getting housemates again, could definitely see this happening with a mom if you don’t order much stuff at home 💀

      • Manticore@lemmy.nzEnglish
        61·
        4 个月前

        No…? If a courier delivers something to my door I look at the name to confirm they live here before signing. Including when I’m expecting a package. Mix-ups happen all the time.

    • M137@lemmy.todayEnglish
      1210·
      4 个月前

      Ah, yes, only non-cis people use sex toys… It has nothing to do with you being cis, more that you’ve either never browsed a porn site in the last 20 years or have a very specific kind of site you go where those would never show up, and also don’t have fun friends.

          • Phantaloons@piefed.zipBanned from communityEnglish
            25·
            4 个月前

            The venn digram between furry culture and trans culture often times looks like an askew lid on a jar.

            I’d also like to point out that just because I’ve pointed this out, and made fun of/with it, that I don’t mind, personally.

            but tbh, the blank “What do you mean Hank Hill wouldn’t talk about dragon dildos with the boys?” thought was hilarious for a minute

            • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              6·
              4 个月前

              lmfao it doesn’t really look like you’re bothered by it really, imo anyways, but it’s such a non-sequitur to point out that you’re cis. i think it probably would have been clearer if you’d just said “as a non-furry”

              respectfully, there are plenty of suburban white folks who are freaks with it (positive) and wouldn’t bat an eye at a bad dragon dildo. you probably could have said “as a vanilla person”, also

              you’re poking fun at it, but i get the feeling you wouldn’t take well to having your own lack of sex knowledge made fun of, so i’ll leave it at that

              • Phantaloons@piefed.zipBanned from communityEnglish
                21·
                4 个月前

                All good, I know I basically walked right up to Rome and made fun of Caesar.

                The negative reaction has been expectedly less than I prepared for, all things considered.