Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.
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The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
I’m a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink
I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I’m a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.
Show her the photo. She will understand.
I have already done so. We’re now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It’s turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn’t expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.
I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.
These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty, jumpy checks of their surroundings aren’t easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.
They’d be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.
And I’m not even a couch
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip
My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns’ names come up on TV
Stevie looks like a melting penis.
Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.
These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant
And why couch covers exist.
Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don’t even know (or at least I don’t remember) his name.
Like… omg look so close to putin
Stephen Miller. I’m hesitant to call people evil but… he is. He’s more or less the USA’s shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump’s right hand man and has the clown president’s trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.
I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler’s right hand man for most of Nazi Germany’s existence. They’re both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
He is Joseph Goebbels reincarnated.
He is the grinch who mandated Christmas.
An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with
If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.
I’m genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don’t even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they’re arll pieces of shit.
The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don’t even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.
It’s not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.
Vance has a Babyface because he just recently left the clone tank peter tiel grew him inside of.
That’s normal. Vance is just a golem thiel has been regrowing over and over for thousands of years.
Stevie
Benny
I hate that I like his suit
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
