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Cake day: July 8th, 2023

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  • Everytime I have to lift something heavy I get the opposite of this. Like some six five guys will say it’s super heavy meanwhile I am five five and just threw a fucking 75 lbs piece of furniture over my shoulder like it was a particularly large cat. I don’t know if it’s my height, muscle density, or just the autism but it’s rather amusing watching folks universally balk at the situation.








  • As much as I am loathed to use the comparison I’m just imagining a house absolutely full of little easter eggs like a particularly autistic version of hidden Mickey. You stare at the bathroom tiles for too long and realize that it’s a repeating pattern of the Alpha Legion hydra, there an Enclave symbol in the light fixture, and if you open the pantry at exactly 3 am you hear Karl Franz shouting “Summon the elector counts!”.