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    6 days ago

    I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I’m a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.

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        6 days ago

        I have already done so. We’re now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It’s turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn’t expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.