PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 16 days agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square236fedilinkarrow-up1604arrow-down15cross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1599arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 16 days agomessage-square236fedilinkcross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareDarkassassin07@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·16 days ago Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting use of more than six dildos. It does make exceptions for people who have the multiples of the device for medical and law enforcement purposes. Lmao. Police officers can legally use an array of didos for ‘law enforcement’. You’ll be arrested if you cheer them on for it tho… BUT if you can prove it’s medically necessary; you’re welcome to have a cornucopia of rubber cocks.
minus-squareLetstakealook@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·16 days agoI think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·16 days ago“Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!” Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.
minus-squareCileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 days agoThey need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.
minus-squarenocturne@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·16 days agoI have loose bowels, I need 7 dildos to plug it and stop my anal leakage.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·16 days agoUHC denied my claim for my medically necessary dildo.
Lmao. Police officers can legally use an array of didos for ‘law enforcement’.
You’ll be arrested if you cheer them on for it tho…
BUT if you can prove it’s medically necessary; you’re welcome to have a cornucopia of rubber cocks.
I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…
“Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!”
Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.
They need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.
I have loose bowels, I need 7 dildos to plug it and stop my anal leakage.
UHC denied my claim for my medically necessary dildo.