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biblically accurate toilet paper.
Ah, that’s what that symbol was for
Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn’t “perfectly fine.” It’s a masterpiece.
Why wouldn’t it be?
Because the handle is on the left. I don’t trust those people, they’re shady.
Cause the roles on the bottom are not stacked in a very efficient manner.
Hexagons are the provably most efficient way to pack circles into spaces.
Bestagons
Maybe if gravity wasn’t a factor. In this case that TP should have been stacked from the start.
Plastic plants aren’t great, it’s true. At least you’re ready to take a few shits.
Look at his wealth!
Maybe he’s just preparing. The first time I lived with a woman I was surprised at how much faster toilet paper went
Why you complaining?
Women use like 2 rolls per day
This is for you
Omg. Thats my SO. I can use like two squares at a time, unless it’s a big shit, but i swear she uses half a roll every time she take a piss.
I bought a massive pack from Costco in like 2018 and it lasted me through the pandemic. Since my girlfriend moved in, we’ve one through like 3 a year.
How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?
The ancient art of origami
Real pros just need 1 sheet: https://youtu.be/W7sSWVzgaHo
Donald is so awesome he doesn’t use any.
Fancy 16-ply toilet paper. That’s why they’re so worried about the rate, it costs $20 a roll.
If your SO is considerate as it sounds, not all that tp goes to wiping, just saying.
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Bidet and mini trashcan? You’ll survive a tp tower.
There can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.
And yet no one makes big rolls for home use.
It’s just missing an extra bollock and you’// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice.
edit: fucking on-screen keyboard did me dirty, I’m keeping it though.
Cancer got the missing one.
I suppose a neon sign with TP and a down arrow would improve the look a bit.
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Could go higher.
Obviously we have forgotten the summer of 2020. Never forget.
is this a crosspost from r*ddit
