Not at all.

I don’t know Daddy. Am I?

Not lately, no.

Santa Claus hasn’t visited me for decades but I’ve also had nary a piece of coal. Make of that what you will.

Depends who you ask.

I don’t even know anymore.

No I’m an angry asshole. I like to piss people off and say offensive things for the hell of it. I view most people as trash, that’s how I rationalise it 😁

I’ll behave when I start getting stability in my life. Even then I’ll have to provoke the cops or someone if I get bored 😇

I’m behaviourally challenged