Because some of those angry lonely people are writers, and they have a lot of time to think.

Buy N Large!

What the fuck does that guy think a Nazi is?

As a kid, I thought I hated steak, but it turns out, my mom was just really bad at cooking steak.

Dang. The doc be spittin truths.

…By the quality of their grammar.

Robbie Robitussin is tripping balls right now!

To be fair, have you read the Bible? He’d fit right in. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’d say start studying the Bible so you can blend in, but actually knowing scripture is VERY uncommon among the MAGA crowd.

I could give it a pass if it’s just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.

This world needs more Eric Barones.

Every time I hear something about him, I like him a little bit more. Just good wholesome passion for his games and players.

Soverie forgot to mention the pound of meth in the backseat.

Yeah, I was trying to avoid THAT example because it’s become too cliche at this point.

Nobody seemed to mind when Hans Gruber fell from Nakatomi Plaza.

Or when the Wicked witch of the West got splashed with water.

Or when The Death Star exploded.

And I don’t give a fuck how rapists and felons, and the people that defend them, feel about what I say.

No. Tablets come with paper included. Binders, you need to provide your own paper.

It’s very likely SHE called it that, or her parents, but they’ve always been wrong.

WE are the liberal think tanks.

But nobody’s listening.

The research is out, more educated people are more likely to vote Democrat, but if you ever point that out, all you get back is “I know YOU are, but what am I?”

Oooh! Adding this to the old spank bank!

I guess so, but if they don’t consent, there’s going to be charges filled.

They DID campaign on their successes, but nobody believed that anything had gotten better because they still couldn’t afford groceries.