This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop.
We’re going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania’s Amazon search results. Specifically, we’re going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie.
The book is perfect: It’s absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it’s free, so we’re not giving Amazon any money.
Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:
- “Buy” the book (it’s free)
- Share this post and get other people to “buy” the book.
That’s it.
(Link is here in case your Lemmy client stripped out the other ones: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H . If it’s not free, try buying from Amazon.CA)
Please share! Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.
Ok, which one of you did this?
This fucking got me. I’m still sitting here giggling over this book cover.
Then my work here is done. flies away
Love this review: " Unlike Melania’s convention speech, this book is a completely original piece."
You are still giving both Amazon and her name traffic. Remember the old adage of no publicity is bad publicity, so fuck that. Amazon pages alone will never dirty my devices, this isn’t really the zing you think it is…
Nah. I don’t want anything to do with her or amazon, even in jest.
Ok, I did it for you. I haven’t bought any Kindle books in over a year so I feel icky but at least I paid $0 for it.
lmao
JD Boehninger is an author, sailor, skilled woodworker, internationally-ranked tango dancer, and ombudsman. He lives in Oatman, Arizona, with his 14 dogs and (briefly) one cat. He is extremely food-motivated.
JD Boehninger is SUCH an awesome name lmao
Maybe just reference the book and it’s details on her Wikipedia page
Oh my fucking god, this is a goddamned gem. Trolling master level.
I did my part!
Here but for the grace of God, I go… Alright… I’m in.
It’s at # 14 when I searched. Spreading this everywhere I can. 😆
INCREDIBLE!!!
Sadly, the ebook isn’t available in my region
I have contributed to this act of trolling and I fully approve 😆
Done… and I’m frightened that I might actually read it…
