The poster is really really bad. Check out the noses of the X-Wings. There’s a lot of empty space. Nonsensical boxes on the right. Lighting on the faces is all off. There’s more but this isn’t worth anyone’s time.
Probably made by an AI and cleaned up a bit by a human afterwards. They should have hired a proper artist to capture the spirit of the film (and previous posters) - this slop is an insult to the legacy. But Disnep doesn’t give a fuck.
Somebody needs to edit in Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen.
I really dig the color scheme, brilliant. But their faces seem off somehow? Too smooth? Something uncanny to me brain. And my favorite all-time spaceship, the Falcon, seems way off.
Not bitching! I couldn’t do that well if you gave me a month to fuck with the idea.
Original theatrical! Fuck yeah! I’m gonna hunt down a theatre if it’s anywhere on the same continent! Road trip! Witness me!
Only IF it the untainted version that George Lucas created in the 2000’s. Please be the true original. I do anything to see the original in theaters.
Some of the original special effects may not be quite what you remember. Last time I saw some original footage, the explosions and fires were pretty cheesy.
But hey! I’m an all in if this is that!
That’s actually the only version I’m willing to go see in theaters. If Disney’s releases Lucas’ CGI shit show as the 50th anniversary, I’m boycotting the film altogether…
Same!
February? Why not May?
You’re old as fuck! And you’re old as fuck!
ALL OF US ARE OLD AS FUCK!
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I saw it at 6-yo in the theatre. Eating lunch with the family and they were all excited to hear about this movie phenomenon.
“It was OK I guess.”
Who’s “Oprah”?
…idk it’s some lady that shoots bees at people.
But will it be the theatrical version? Or the version that Lucas butchered?
Supposedly the original theatrical.
Here’s an analysis of the leaked frames from a top expert on original trilogy restorations. The quality has been previously unseen.
Thanks for linking. I’ve seen this before but didn’t know where to start to search for it. I’m not even that huge of a Star Wars fan but this has me pretty excited.
Which star wars though? The original, or is mini jabba the hut getting his tail stepped on?
Han shoots. Not first, Greebo never shot in the original.
Greebo doesn’t shoot, he claws.
But seriously, “Han shot first” is accurate because Greedo was clearly going to shoot him.
Thank you!
I get what people mean, but yea, Greebo never gets a chance to shoot. Not that he wouldn’t have, which is the point.
It’s the New Hope that kills you.
The fuck? Where’s Obi-Wan?
He’s parking the speeder behind the house to the left. Give him a minute, he’ll be right back.
Annnnd… he’s gone.
