…idk it’s some lady that shoots bees at people.

You’re old as fuck! And you’re old as fuck!

ALL OF US ARE OLD AS FUCK!

[/oprah]

…and is this antisemitism in the room with us right now?

Probably with guerilla tactics.

We demand one weekend day for each realm.

Competency. Resume said it has a nice smooth ball and socket.

X-ray says hella arthritis.

Lying piece of shit.

Contrary to popular belief, hips do lie.

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cocks artillery

I mean… I want both, but definitely nuremberg 2.0 as a very early priority. Unity isn’t even a blip on the horizon at this point. Unity isn’t valuable if we’re being unified with trash. Hold the Nazis accountable, disband institutions that spread their hatred like Fox, Meta, and megachurches.

All those fuckers need to be appropriately sentenced for their treasonous behavior.

From there, if we can somehow deprogram the hateful sentiment from the pawns, then, sure, reintegrate into society.

Evil’s head needs to roll. Stupid I can forgive if the individual is willing to improve.

Now impeach Agent Orange, and actually convict and sentence this time please.

We’ve seen Democrats just piss their time in power away plenty of times. Last night’s results are promising, but damn it’s hard to be actually optimistic.

bad … GOP

We heard you the first time.

It drives me fucking nuts that so much of the hate directed at trans people is driven by sports. Sports! It’s a FUCKING GAME! It’s like saying people with hair shorter than 2 inches shouldn’t be allowed to play Minecraft. You could even argue that short hair gives them an advantage by not obstructing their eyes or some shit: and even taking that (bullshit) argument at face value IT’S STILL A FUCKING GAME!

Human rights > games

Why is this such a controversial take??

Like, their other boogeyman arguments are just as bullshit, but at least those take the effort to poke at something that sounds important like keeping perverts out of restrooms… I mean, until you fire off the six or so neurons it takes to see past that bullshit veneer and realize it’s another example of ‘the cruelty is the point’ and there’s not some horde of trans people staking out public restrooms to go rape that little school girl from the hate ads… but the folks who are too stupid to question those hate ads, I can at least see that they’re being manipulated by being tricked into thinking they’re helping the girl from the hate ads.

But like… “tRanS pEoPLe cAn tHroW a bAll a litTlE biT fURthEr!!” THAT’S NOT A FUCKIN REASON TO TAKE THEIR RIGHTS AWAY! None of that shit is a fuckin reason to take their rights away. …but god damn, the sports thing is the most knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, neanderthal-fucking, stupid argument I’ve ever heard.

Fuck you, Turek.

“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”

That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I’ve heard so far. 10/10, fuckin’ love it. Just a straight up “we’ll do nothing until the problem comes to us”.

Adding this one to the noggin file.

I’m here to kick ass and take names, and I’m all out of ass!

*clicks pen*

Names, please…

Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life!

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.

*checks ocean temps and pH…*

* to be clear, not calling anyone here stupid, I just saw “magic 8 ball” and immediately thought of this meme

If they’re saying that sincerely, I’d call them friends, not food.

Infact, seeing that “…oh!” moment when the lightbulb finally turns on is a thing of absolute beauty. It’s not easy to shake off decades of propaganda.