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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • If you want to get rid of bodies I can think of no finer environment than the Everglades, 7,800 mi² of swamp. I’ve got a piddly 2.5 acres of swamp that’s not nearly as fecund as the Everglades, but I’ve thought dumping a corpse in there would be the perfect crime.

    It’s not just the alligators that would eat dead bodies. I don’t have gators but for all the animal bones I’ve found, they were all perfectly stripped. There are places that look 3" deep, but you’ll sink up to your hips. Those bones would never be found.