And in other shocking news, capitalist megacorp says their product, DeathForSure, will definitely not cause death immediately and should absolutely be purchased with haste. Tonight at 2300.
No, the gold rush isn’t over, says shovel salesman.
its the jackets, he wants it solid gold.
Definitely no need to regulate my shovels!
The time to trust what anyone with a profit motive says is long over.
lol the guys entire business model is selling the components that make this bullshit spin. Of course he would say that. His opinion isn’t worth shit.
Shockingly the CEO of the company that would benefit from regulatory capture of AI says that, and the CEO of the company that would suffer from regulatory capture of AI says this. What a shock…
Man who sells shovels very concerned about digging regulations and notes that digging a hole to the center of the earth unlikely to kill all humans by 2030.
Single handedly made leather jackets feel infinitely lamer.
he should just go full gold jacket.
I just wanted to play fucking video games, not fund eugenics
Jensen, take your stupid fucking jacket, shove it up your ass
Shovel and casket maker says there is nothing to worry about. Now help me lift this dead body. Use your legs.
luigi really was onto something
Remember that Edison would kill animals with ac current to teach the dangers of ac current…
So he could sell DC current…
Just saying… people can be turned against anything for dumb reasons.
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“As fast as we can” isn’t as fast as it was a year or two ago. Looking at LLM benchmark scores over time, it appears exponential gains stopped as of mid-2025 and now it’s just small, incremental gains. OpenAI and Anthropic are aware of this, which is why they want regulations to kneecap competition, but it seems Jensen didn’t get the memo.
Or maybe he did, and that’s why he bought Huggingface. Now that the frontier is crawling along, open models are rapidly catching up and he doesn’t care whether people are using open or closed models, so long as they’re running on Nvidia hardware.
That’s a crack in the AI-bros alliance.
On one side, AI companies running out of cash for their expansion race and looking for excuses to pause everything but more importantly everyone else with them.
On the other side, the only corp that actually sells something, invested shitload of money in the AI hype and needs making profit on hardware at an insane rates to recoup his investments otherwise he’s toast.
they want to pause to give them time to regroup so they can peddle the AI shtick as surveillance tech to governments.
Just watched a majority report video, the gist was the A.I. companies want regulations to prevent other companies (like say from China) competing in the US, so they’re spreading this b.s. alarmist drivel about how we’re 6 months away from skynet.
they want people in the us using free models.
Jensen Huang should be forced to wear a polo shirt whenever he does this shit. I genuinely think he’d stop.
I guess he missed the memo about this being a PR attempt
