When you don’t know how to spell a French word, just dump your whole hand of Scrabble tiles on the table, I guess.
And then bone-apple-tea!
Voegh-ah-lugh!
What did Vonnegut do?
Everything is pronounced “fart” anyways
Hon hon
wanna hear a joke? what does je ne sais quoi mean?
“I don’t know, what?”
thanks.
Oh that’s what they are saying. I really couldn’t work it out
Jenny say kwhaa~~?
je ne sais quoi
Get a load of Mr Worldwide over here

Gesundheit
Well la di dah Mr Frenchman
What do you call it?
A car hole
Jenny says quaff? Huh?
All the people here in the comments think they’re Judge Judy and executioner.

Who let Homer use a bucket lift?
i dunno, green lantern?
would be awesome to have a tv judge execute people on the spot, specifically billionaires
Nothing stopping you from spicing-up tv talent shows with judges that can execute. Put some real tension in to those sing-offs.
But I knew what they were trying to say without any thought. So I mean not that bad lol.
!boneappletea@lemmy.world is a real place
Sure is pal, one of these days we’ll make it there
I can’t even fucking pronounce that. “Jenny say quwoah”???
Sweet jesus, that’s Anglo-Onomatopoeic-French!
The entirety of western Europe just gave a collective shudder.
France: We would appreicate it if more visitors spoke a little more French
OP: I know, since a lot of people know English, we’ll teach it with English phonetics so they can understand it better.
Phrahnse: No, not like that.
Phrahnse
OMG! Thank you so much for this! 😂
Fish written with english phonetics is pot, which is extremely cursed and why the english phonetics mustn’t be used, ever.
Whilst we’re on the subject of ‘fish’ bring spelt weird, Ghoti (wiki link) is a “cursed” spelling (though not a phonetic one).
Hon hon
Somewhere in the world Jeni Se Qkwuouagh is very confused by this.
That’s the kind of name a 90s Klingon from Utah would give their kid.
When I’m 14th of French actually
What the fuckety fuck.
THAT is the most cursed thing I’ve seen in a while. Thank you.
Jenny say what?
That she has a gun?
not enough people know about Joan’s No-Stakes War, and it shows
Is this a new Godfrey Reggio movie?












