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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 8 days ago

always has that Jeni Se Qkwuouagh

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    When you don’t know how to spell a French word, just dump your whole hand of Scrabble tiles on the table, I guess.

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      And then bone-apple-tea!

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        Voegh-ah-lugh!

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          What did Vonnegut do?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Everything is pronounced “fart” anyways

      • cabillaud@lemmy.world
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        Hon hon

  • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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    wanna hear a joke? what does je ne sais quoi mean?

    “I don’t know, what?”

    thanks.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      Oh that’s what they are saying. I really couldn’t work it out

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      Jenny say kwhaa~~?

  • can@sh.itjust.works
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    je ne sais quoi

    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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      Get a load of Mr Worldwide over here

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Gesundheit

    • tauonite@lemmy.world
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      Well la di dah Mr Frenchman

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        What do you call it?

        • tauonite@lemmy.world
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          A car hole

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      8 days ago

      Jenny says quaff? Huh?

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    All the people here in the comments think they’re Judge Judy and executioner.

    • RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          Who let Homer use a bucket lift?

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            i dunno, green lantern?

    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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      would be awesome to have a tv judge execute people on the spot, specifically billionaires

      • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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        Nothing stopping you from spicing-up tv talent shows with judges that can execute. Put some real tension in to those sing-offs.

  • thejoker954@lemmy.world
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    But I knew what they were trying to say without any thought. So I mean not that bad lol.

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    !boneappletea@lemmy.world is a real place

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Sure is pal, one of these days we’ll make it there

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    I can’t even fucking pronounce that. “Jenny say quwoah”???

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    Sweet jesus, that’s Anglo-Onomatopoeic-French!

    The entirety of western Europe just gave a collective shudder.

    • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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      France: We would appreicate it if more visitors spoke a little more French

      OP: I know, since a lot of people know English, we’ll teach it with English phonetics so they can understand it better.

      Phrahnse: No, not like that.

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        Phrahnse

        OMG! Thank you so much for this! 😂

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        Fish written with english phonetics is pot, which is extremely cursed and why the english phonetics mustn’t be used, ever.

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          Whilst we’re on the subject of ‘fish’ bring spelt weird, Ghoti (wiki link) is a “cursed” spelling (though not a phonetic one).

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        Hon hon

  • YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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    Somewhere in the world Jeni Se Qkwuouagh is very confused by this.

    • bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s the kind of name a 90s Klingon from Utah would give their kid.

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        When I’m 14th of French actually

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        What the fuckety fuck.

        THAT is the most cursed thing I’ve seen in a while. Thank you.

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    Jenny say what?

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      That she has a gun?

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    not enough people know about Joan’s No-Stakes War, and it shows

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    Is this a new Godfrey Reggio movie?

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