Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoI don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happenedlemmy.todayimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1408arrow-down17
arrow-up1401arrow-down1imageI don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happenedlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square44linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · edit-223 hours agoI've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down110
arrow-up1101arrow-down1imageI've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · edit-223 hours agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agoMy favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodilelemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down11
arrow-up122arrow-down1imageMy favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodilelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoI suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great whitelemmy.todayimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down113
arrow-up1185arrow-down1imageI suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great whitelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoThere's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish everlemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1213arrow-down14
arrow-up1209arrow-down1imageThere's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish everlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoLike I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoylelemmy.todayimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down13
arrow-up1206arrow-down1imageLike I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoylelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days ago"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgenderlemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1271arrow-down116
arrow-up1255arrow-down1image"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgenderlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoA truly righteous man should rail his homeboyslemmy.todayimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1219arrow-down14
arrow-up1215arrow-down1imageA truly righteous man should rail his homeboyslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"plus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoHow about you eat my shit and hairlemmy.todayimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down16
arrow-up1291arrow-down1imageHow about you eat my shit and hairlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoI'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down114
arrow-up1279arrow-down1imageI'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square75linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoThis whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down16
arrow-up1186arrow-down1imageThis whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoWhy should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1328arrow-down13
arrow-up1325arrow-down1imageWhy should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square38linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoThey all connect to an incredibly unemployed asexual grunglerlemmy.todayimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down12
arrow-up135arrow-down1imageThey all connect to an incredibly unemployed asexual grunglerlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoWould you sell liquor to this baby?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square197linkfedilinkarrow-up1882arrow-down119
arrow-up1863arrow-down1imageWould you sell liquor to this baby?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square197linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agoOnce you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee itlemmy.todayimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down11
arrow-up166arrow-down1imageOnce you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee itlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agoI don't know how a painting can convey "this horse has disturbing carnal knowledge," but it sure does.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down11
arrow-up140arrow-down1imageI don't know how a painting can convey "this horse has disturbing carnal knowledge," but it sure does.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agoTest your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you knowlemmy.todayimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1595arrow-down17
arrow-up1588arrow-down1imageTest your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you knowlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 16 days agoDo you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up1232arrow-down11
arrow-up1231arrow-down1imageDo you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
InterestingUsername@lemmy.mlEnglish · 16 days ago"Do any other straight guy's straight porn addiction lead them to having gay sex that you regret after?"lemmy.todayimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down14
arrow-up164arrow-down1image"Do any other straight guy's straight porn addiction lead them to having gay sex that you regret after?"lemmy.todayInterestingUsername@lemmy.mlEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
