Hooray! I will celebrate by eating some 🧀.

Can we at least ban him from working with anesthesia?

That said, I hear King Of The Hill did a great job in this regard (I still haven’t watched the new ones).

To the best of my knowledge this hasn’t been released but please, and I mean this with all sincerity, prove me wrong. I would love nothing more than watching one immediately.

Well, they all have to spend 2 weeks at a trump hotel on the way, which is, of course, the standard deportation procedure.

Their propaganda machine will just say ‘How Could the Democrats Let This Happen?’ and their idiots will eat it up with a spoon.

I like them because they’re so cheap. Plus SmartTube is the only way I can bear to watch youtubes on the TV anymore.

At this level it doesn’t even have to be a bribe. I’m sure the judge is aware of stochastic terrorism. They may just want to continue living and be genuinely afraid of what sort of mob twitter could reign down on them.

Surely Merrick Garland will take care of this as soon as the Democrats win in 2028 and restore him!

I like how it’s profane but doesn’t use profanity. Jeff’s kiss.

I’d expect Ds to go along with legislation to strip that power from the executive branch, but getting his own party to undermine president loaded diaper is going to be impossible.

Everyone can draw their own conclusions as to what’s causing this.

I’m curious, what other explanations are being offered up, other than Shitler?

Cut to

How could the Democrats let this happen?

The Repedocan party strikes again.

Matt Walsh is a notorious turd burglar but I don’t care if he was watching The Young Turks. My issue is with the fact that he killed someone with his car. It seems like he should be charged with negligent homicide.

Sounds like the Maginot Line but with more drones.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don’t care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.

Dishonorable people can’t recognize honor as a virtue.

These dipshits literally announced they were crashing the economy during the campaign and not a single one of there brainfree voters gave a shit.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-agrees-trump-win-economic-crash-1235146307/

“Stand With Tesla.” Musk reposted it to his massive audience, but the sentiment didn’t prevent him from losing $23 billion the following day.