They did Fishman dirty!

Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won’t cut on unless it’s 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it’s own design.

They really are just like us. Remarkable.

We yet cling to the hope that it is not naïve to believe our good brethren in the Executive Branch perceive the rule of law as vital to the American ethos,” he wrote. “This case presents their unique chance to vindicate that value and to summon the best that is within us while there is still time.”

Why the fuck would anyone believe these turds believe in the rule of law? It’s contrary to everything that’s happened since 2016.

You can’t have a civilization without civility.

What shall we call this country when the United States of America as we once knew and loved it no longer exists?

IDK what we call the corpse of the USA but I think Founding Farters might work for the pieces of shit that have brought us here.

Kevin Smith?

El Salvador.

Season 4 exists if you’re willing to read it like we used to. https://josephmallozzi.com/2018/05/17/may-17-2018-dark-matter-episode-401-act-1/

Honestly don’t know how you could forget dunking the cosmic doughnut but I guess we’re all just hanging on to pieces of what we’ve truly experienced.

This kind of circular firing squad bull shit is exactly why American liberals get their ass kicked in almost every election. So busy blaming each other instead of the people that actually elected the moron in charge. What happened to big tent?

In an unsigned order, the court stopped short of ordering the return of the migrant, Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, indicating that courts may not have the power to require the executive branch to do so

This is the most important part to me. Supreme Clowns don’t have the authority to override the Executive? What power do they have then?

Is this a quote? Honestly, this is a children’s book.

Tomorrow’s headline:

Supreme Clowns Ruling Limits Freedom of the Press to Printing Press Only

I flat out don’t accept the notion that some starts have no planets. As far as I am concerned, if we have 8 major plantes and on average, 40% of planets are ejected, we should assume the average number of starting planets is 11.

Hooray! I will celebrate by eating some 🧀.

Can we at least ban him from working with anesthesia?