

god, imagine the system we’d have if working on this shit didn’t fucking suck due to guys like torvalds


god, imagine the system we’d have if working on this shit didn’t fucking suck due to guys like torvalds


I mean, given that I’m typing this from an X window managed by emacs emulating vim…
both vim and emacs are really good editors with an ecosystem of modern features (and a bunch of stuff that goes beyond what IDEs usually provide too). unlike an LLM, an editor is a tool that rewards learning. the problem is, guys like Torvalds are so unwilling to learn a new way of working that they turned the horrible way of working they started with into a fetish, and they made that fetish everyone else’s problem. there’s a lot of horrible development practices in the kernel that stem from conservatism and an unwillingness to learn.
and as it turns out, LLMs are perfect in so many ways if you’re an overwhelmed conservative trying to hold onto power without ever having to learn a damn thing again.


weird how all the assholes who insisted on making programming worse for themselves and others are now fully addicted to LLMs


oh and who can forget:
at that same fucking summit he talked about how LLMs were irreplaceable tools for modifying the callers of a function whose signature you changed, a thing that IDEs have been able to do much, much more reliably and faster than LLMs since… the 80s I think? possibly the 70s? and they don’t drink several bottles of water doing it. they don’t even spike your CPU. it’s such a basic thing for an IDE or an editor plugin to do. ctags is a command line tool for this that came with fucking BSD 2.0.
but torvalds famously used to only use a version of microemacs from 1987 to work on the kernel, an ultra cool choice that doesn’t even support syntax highlighting and later forked to become… nano of all god damn things
so now he’s ultra-impressed by the basic shit you can do, because like a lot of programming dickheads he never learned any of his tools properly and made it everyone else’s problem
and now like an MBA who thinks he can slop out a billion dollar app, his fried brain thinks it’s so impressive when the LLM does the basic editing tasks he never learned to do himself but much slower and much worse than an editor. and like that same MBA when his project’s burning to the ground, he’s shouting that it’s his underlings’ faults for not learning the LLM properly, for not prompting it right. no he won’t share his setup, because if he did it’d become very obvious he’s out of his fucking depth.
godlike programmer my ass


hahahaha nope


but it’s so much harder to glaze the guy if you pay any attention to anything he’s done in the current decade:
but if you paid any attention to any of these things, you might think he’s an asshole accepting money and tokens (he doesn’t pay for any of his own LLM usage) from some of the most corrupt corporations in the world in order to wrench control over Linux away from its own community
and that would be crazy!


I’m purging the worst of the conspiracy theorists (which I’m sure they’ll love)
I considered posting a reminder that we do analysis here, not weirdo daydreaming, but fuck it anyone who doesn’t know where the line is deserves a ban


ew


that’s great thanks


no matter how much you glaze him, torvalds will never know who you are


I’m so honored that one of the fucking tools behind teach my little sister how to drive has decided to join us
please lean basic arithmetic before you float another bank loan


the fuck was the point of this post


the Association for Software Sanity
with corresponding conference the Association for Software Sanity Home for Originating Less Entropy


imagine being such an adult atheist that you have to switch to your ban evasion alt to get the last word in a thread where the pope was mentioned


oh boy this is gonna be a thread
hey fellow atheists, can you please make me not embarrassed to be an atheist for one day in my life


the worst part of using Firefox is mozilla
the second worst part is mozilla fans


it’s rich to fill this thread with exhausting fandom for mozilla of all corporations when you’ve only been a daily Firefox user since 2018 (cute)


we don’t actually need anyone here to rebroadcast anthropic and openai’s marketing claims, thanks


they did much more than just mention omarchy, and they’re still funding hyprland who are exactly the same types of assholes
update: the patch set from Linus Torvalds, Boy Genius, went into review and the reviewers immediately found a race condition: https://woof.tech/@techokami/117446164348546588
wow! it’s really easy to write fast kernel code when it’s wrong
and now he’s apparently just dumping it on someone else because he’s “going on vacation”, a move that post-LLM commercial developers on most teams will be extremely familiar with