I’m hearing you want continental Europe

Fucking hell, you’d think being the most powerful woman in the US would afford you the ability to change your name from Willies

Also, publicly announcing your nuclear sub movements is a pretty good way to get positive ID on some of the yet unidentified algae bloom wakes, so kudos, Donny. Ta!

I am honored to be the president of peace!

~ This fucking goon

It doesn’t look good for Mr. [redacted] in those files. Proper wrong’un.

There’s a lot wrong with that gun… like how the cylinder appears to revolve around the barrel. And how there are five chambers and none of them are at the top.

But only for himself because he’s not one of those dirty socialist types. Giving it away for free would make him a villain, obviously.

A dog that can point, sitting on a joint

Add the charge onto outsourced labor costs, then you’ll see people taking fucking notice.

I remember that was big a while back. Had a catchy name. Something German.

This is like if I regularly shat on a restaurant floor and then they paid me to stop shitting on their floor…

Most useful stethoscope ever

YouTube uint8_ts

Why’s Dan Avidan need that many suitcases?

• wear tops for three days and bottoms for 15 days without washing

It is for the good of all people that this is not the case for me…

There was an episode of the US Apprentice I saw where he brings in his daughter for no fucking reason whatsoever and he’s talking to the contestants like “yeah isn’t she gorgeous? She’s really something. I wish I could date her”

Their elite must be fucking terrified of pangolins

Trump’s list gonna be like

Barack Obama
Michelle Obama
The Obama kids whatever they’re fuckin’ called
Their shitty little dog
That asshole guy who made the diaper blimp

All of them were on that island fucking kids with Epstein until Trump saved the kids and gave them new mommies and daddies and everyone clapped and loved him.
The end.

She’s givin’ me them box of severed penises in the freezer eyes

Looks like they were indeed prepared for trouble.