The West Australian, the world’s best flat pack toilet paper!

Signals from noise, cause and effect, my dog has four legs a tail and a long nose, a crocodile has four legs, a tail and a long nose, therefore my dog is a crocodile!

Administrator said “Well done!”

Billy No Mates gets everywhere!

Sad really if we forget the deaths he is causing.

Somebody is on the fiddle big time!

Eat my Kerala Dust!

I think you may be confusing 30 mph with the more conservative 30 kph?

Let us not mention the pedestrians wandering around with their heads buried in their phones whilst wearing earphones/headphones!

Let’s just take take ALL the cars off the road or mandate that ALL pedestrians must wear an inflatable Sumo Wrestling suit!

Life is full of Risk, and has anybody assessed the environmental damage from longer, fuel burning journeys?

Not to mention the bathing in blood kink!

That is a fair and reasonable assumption!

Nothing to see here move along now, take Blind Freddy with you!

Never heard the term “lovies”?

Wood, Trees?

You boy, get me the Financial Times I think I just became a multi-billionaire with my latest Hormuz manipulation! Sweet!

There are journalists at Nine?

I thought they were all just media hacks and talking heads!

Are they angry because he stole the RWNJ Australia gig from under their noses?

Stefanovic, makes a turd look like an eligible Baron dressed for the Opera!

So low he can limbo dance under a snakes belly wearing a top hot!

If you shoot someone you are a murderer, if you run someone over it is an accident!

Need psych profiling of owners.

BCSD Syndrome with psychotics tendencies!

A $66K Birkin Bag! WTAF?

How did we get to this?

People who know the price of everything and the value of NOTHING!

EAT THE RICH!

So who installed the robots?

Group Hug Pauline and Barnaby energetically!!

We need HAZMAT suits though!

Torrent that shit!

It is THE only way!