Why is goo gone in the fridge?

IYTYTHSM, YTYTBOSM

You’re welcone

This also happens to me in reverse. I get half a sentence out, the other person nods and says “yup” or “K”, and then i say “yeah k so then anyway” and on to the next point

Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries

Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven’t thought of it

It’s breast. Leg is dark.

In my city there is a very popular good samaritan trap on the main drag into town, and I am waiting for the day something nasty happens at that particular parking lot entrance, so then they maybe redesign that section of the street or something.

And a nearly twice as tall 3 year old

Sounds like something out of an earlier Simpsons episode

Or not to late…

No, it’s 7, 2, 3

Not being 14 doesn’t make it not true

Why does someone who doesn’t have access to my apartment building mailbox come drop amazon packages in the lobby, instead of a canada post worker who can leave it in a drop box in the mail room and put the key in my mailbox?

As a man with a rats nest of an ass, I will mever buy cheap toilet paper again.

And they go good together

I love your cats 😭

Then it should’ve said later that morning

Or

Later, in the morning

I mean, yeah a bit of fat would be neat too. But I find that just as hard to put on as muscle. Holy hell I don’t think I could take in any more food than I already do, idk where it all goes!

Idk, maybe all the “you’re too skinny” “you’re anorexic” “you need a .milkshake” I’ve been hearing all my life.

But yeah muscle is the kind of weight I’ve tried to gain. In my early 20s I spent 6 days a week in thr gym for 6 months and only gained 15 lbs. I drank 4L of milk a day. I ate a breast of chicken every day. I took in as .any grams of protein per meal, as I weighed in lbs. I took mutant mass and farted it all out. It was exhausting. Then I started a new career, and life got too busy to keep at it, spending 2-3 hrs a day in traffic. It was just too much so I lost all that weight

I took the concerta with my cereal before school as prescribed by my doctor. Lunch I was able to get down my pb&j, but dinner was impossible past the second or third bite