Well now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.
You’ll never take me alive.
You store dry oatmeal in the fridge??? Why???
Because even though it’s technically shelf stable it’ll keep longer if refrigerated.
Why is goo gone in the fridge?
To keep the goo out
I’m not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge
#unexpectedRimworld
I have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.
9->8 and take a rice corn
No reason to actually take anything.
The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?
My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.
I want some of that extra creamy redd wi
you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat
Hmmm. Is that the East side breakroom?
add 1 rice grain to see what happens
Rice is good when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
I’m confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who’s the real hero here?
Yeah I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to, too.
It’s 7/5 with rice.
I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves
I’m a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.
Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better
I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it’s okay to keep my karma balanced.
I was hungry
You ate, MY SANDWICH?
You should have labelled it
Did you mistake my sandwich for your own sandwich with a moist maker?
Fair.
At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.
Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?
and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning