They need a more realistic button: “Pay to enjoy it until it disappears with no warning”

The FDA is gonna turn us all into hypervigilant food scientists.

OCCUPIED!

But what’s weird is that 99% of the time I have no idea what to say in any given situation, but this public restroom scenario just came naturally to me one day and still comes naturally to me every time. That’s weird isn’t it? Like I’m only comfortable & functional in the most uncomfortable situations 🤦🏼‍♀️

My takeaway from this is FREE FOOD AT YOUR WHOLE FOODS? Sweet! DM me the address! 🤣 (jk haha)

And I’ve never understood why it’s called the gateway to California. A gate implies an entrance/exit point. I’ve never entered or left California through or under or over that bridge. Seriously who does??

If the obnoxiously bright blazing headlights of an oncoming car cause momentary blindness & disorientation to the point of losing the ability to see then crashing one’s car & serious injury or death, how can bright blazing headlights driver be brought to justice? He passed, he’s gone, he doesn’t know the wreck & death he caused. 🤔

You mentioning a creepy religion?

Tons of people all over the world who don’t belong to any religion have formulated their own personal opinions that "porn is gross. " It interferes with relationships. It isolates people. It ruins relationships.

I’m done here. There’s nothing more I can say.

I’m not religious. Just logical. Witnessing a loneliness epidemic sweeping the earth since the internet began.

“THEY” are everyone in positions that run corporations, & politicians, people in high positions of authority, including all the DAVOS type of people.

THEY’ve learned how to tap into commoners’ most vulnerable weaknesses in order to extract maximum amounts of money & power for THEMSELVES, incrementally changing the landscape of society to meet THEIR ultimate agenda.

With maximum money & power, THEY can minimize the population, exterminating all the excess undesirable people like cockroaches.

And with all the undesirable bits of the population finally gone, the wealthy will finally have this amazing planet all to themselves. All the beachfront properties & tropical paradises. All the ski resorts. All the lakes & waterfalls. All for THEMSELVES to enjoy with no more poor broken pathetic people overrunning everything.

I’m not trolling, that would take too much mental gymnastics to spew such things without actually believing it. And I don’t know what “costly signaling” means.

If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.

Oh! Apparently I’ve never heard of any Dan Snyder until now. Yeah Dan SCHNEIDER is ick too.

Can’t help being suspicious of who funds such “authoritative” studies. You remember the decades when the sugar industry funded all the studies regarding the obesity epidemic? Yeah, foxes guarding the henhouse.

Warfare comes in many different forms: Hand-to-hand combat, Surface-to-air missiles, psychological warfare… Pornography & social isolation is a whole next level of warfare. Breaking humans down from the root at the individual level, reducing birthrates, thereby reducing population.

Y’all just keep wanking though. They’ve got you right there where they want you. In the palm of your own hand.

JD Vance: “Y’all thought THAT was a scandal?! Hold our beers!”

Yum! Then sign me up for the “Chinese propaganda aircraft carrier” mission 😋

There’s been an erectile dysfunction epidemic the last couple decades ever since internet porn became available for everyone to carry around in their pockets, increasing & unprecedented numbers of men report being unable to perform sexually with humans but have no problem ripping out sessions to porn with their hand. If you need ME to be your sole source of info on this, then sure I’ll go into hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt for a doctorate program at Harvard just so you’ll believe ME, the only person in the world who you apparently care to get this news from. I’ll send YOU the bill for my University debt.

Because it’s a single-panel cartoon in which they need to convey an entire concept with only one picture and a few words. TL;DR Cartoons aren’t real.

“child eating pedophiles” and child-eating pedophiles are two entirely opposite things. Hyphens matter.

Hey, the word “sexual” implies TWO mates. Because a different word exists for when one creature goes at it alone: “asexual.” Learned about it in biology class. Asexual reproduction.

So if you think you’re “generating sexual energy” every time you fuck your own hand, you’re not. You’re generating ASEXUAL energy. But humans can’t reproduce asexually, so you’re just spewing your horny protein juices everywhere for no reason but to release your own sexual frustration.

Men are less sexually virile to other humans when they waste their sexual energy on jerking.

Update: So far 50 chronic masturbators have indicated through their disapproval of this comment that they’re in denial every time they fuck their hand instead of a human, that they are fucking their hand instead of a human.

Someone please remind me in which states abortion is no longer legal?

Thankfully I’m past that point in life for my own reproductive rights to be interfered with. I do not envy all the other young ladies out there nowadays, it’s a Draconian world out there.

What I’m describing is not exclusive to the USA. It’s just how fuel purchases are made when paying at the pump isn’t an option, so you have to go in & do the transaction with a human behind a Point-of-Sale machine. The person at the cash register doesn’t know how many gallons or liters you need. So you have to tell them. But they want to know the corresponding cash amount, not the volume of liquid. So you have to do the math yourself in order to tell them the dollar amount to charge to your card. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don’t know how to make this any clearer.